Our Moronic Nation: Meet the Last Bush Supporters

[NYCGirl]

I just couldn't resist posting an article that puts Mr. Moran to such good use. And can we add the word "retarted" to the Moran Dictionary?

http://wonkette.com/politics/our-moronic-nation/meet-the-last-bush-supporters-311984.php



When you suck as badly as George W. Bush, not even the GOP candidates will mention your name — unless it’s an insult. And yet, poll after poll finds that 30% of Americans who can manage to pick up a ringing telephone say they approve of this miserable presidency. Who are these people? They’re the people who write angry messages to the Worst President Ever website, that’s who.

Last time we checked up on our nation’s most eloquent defenders of the Bush Administration, they were mostly half-naked MySpace losers with homoerotic self-portraits. This time around, we want to highlight the passionate patriotic prose of “Kelsy,” here with her letter, piece of shit!!

From: Kelsy Subject: piece of shit!! Do you people really have nothing beter to do with ur pathetic time than to critizize our President?…and the republican party!!.WOW!…Are u people really so LOW that u cant even stand back to see that freedom ISN’T FREE!..U dumbasses..God…this shit pisses me off when I see it!.And I know…it is really sad what this world is comming too..All u ignorant bastards beleive everything that u see on TV.and dont really know what GOOD we are actually doing for our country and their’s as well.My husband is in the Marine Corps and he was wounded in Iraq..And if u were to ask him..he would go back in a heart beat!..Because he knows the truth of what good is being done over there!!…And beleive it or not the people that wanna be free actually like us over there…and As for the retarted people who dont get more money from the governmaent..umm..heres and Idea..GET A JOB!..like everyone else!!…I was poor as shit growin up…my dad worked 3 Jobs…and my mom worked 2!..And I had my first job by the time I turned 14. My mom is a democrate and my dad is republican…Just so u know my mother was so ashamed of the freaking LIBERALS representing the democrats that after 30 years of being in that party she switched!.MAkes u think.huh?..well just before u go and freakin posting stupid shit up about how Our President is a redneck and the republican party is too..umm…maybe you should think about who else is gonna be reading this..I am a republican and I am NOT a redneck..U Are the peice of shits that have NO pride for ur country and are willing to go on the freaking myspace and express ur opinions..well…I respect the fact that u all have opinions..but seriousley GET SOME CLASS!..Can u people please just for like one conversation not act like complete white trash?…or is that impossible for you?…and how about U go over to Iraq to see whats really going on..then come back to this stupid myspace for retards page and put ur oppinions up…You would probly gain a lot more respect…
Have a Nice DAy!

[MrCoffee]

1. that is inspirational...i'm seriously rethinking the whole "liberal" thing

thanks, Kelsy, you really opened my eyes with that enlightened, rational and impassioned plea.

[zippy890]

6. me too!

very eloquent.

:rofl:

[BrklynLib at work]

2. That is so classic that it could almost be a put up job...

The punctuation, the spelling.....absolutely perfect.
The ignorance...positively willful and overwhelming.

[Buzz Clik]

3. "Have a Nice DAy!"? Fuck you, Kelsey!

As for the retarted people who dont get more money from the governmaent..umm..heres and Idea..GET A JOB!..like everyone else!!…I was poor as shit growin up…my dad worked 3 Jobs…and my mom worked 2!..And I had my first job by the time I turned 14.

Where's the violin music?

I guess Kelsey figures all liberals are either rich as hell or on welfare. Newsflash, Kelsey -- my parents both worked multiple jobs, I got my first job at age 12. I worked my way through 7 years of college and owed not one dime when I graduated.

Did I mention "Fuck you, Kelsey!"? Just checking.

[Xipe Totec]

4. I was poor as shit growin up…

my dad worked 3 Jobs…and my mom worked 2!..And I had my first job by the time I turned 14.


Gee, that sounds very tempting; that's just the kind of life I want for me and for my children.


Where do I sign up to join the Republican party? I'm dying to get a piece of that good life.

[JuniperLea]

5. I think that will only work if your mom is a....

"democrate"

[Javaman]

13. Is that the box where they keep the floor models?

demo crate...

[JuniperLea]

26. That's my assumption

:rofl:

Oh these poor people... they are too dumb to notice what their devotion to the RW has done to them.

[AspenRose]

7. Whatever happened to "Republican Hottie?"

Did she write that letter?

[NanceGreggs]

8. LOVE this comment on the original posting:

"Dear Kelsy: If I were married to you, I imagine I would rather return to Iraq."

[fudge stripe cookays]

16. .

:rofl:

Missed that.

[Cha]

30. Whoa!

Tou-freakin'-che!

[Mad_Dem_X]

39. !

:spray: ZING!

[PDJane]

9. You do realize, that unless you hang out in places like DU

These folks are so vocal as to drown out the sane members of the populace. It's very sad, because these folks tend to be taken as the norm for America...pretty pathetic.

I sincerely hope that she never decides that she should go back to school to become a grade school teacher or to get a didploma in ECE.

[Xipe Totec]

12. She's allergic to knowledge; not a chance she'll ever go back to school n/t

[Swamp Rat]

10. durp durp durrrrrp!

[Sugar Smack]

11. Aw, bless Kelsey's lil' heart.

:rofl:

[Javaman]

14. Kelsy, it's nap time, you plum done wore yourself out. nt

[JohnnyBoots]

15. I saw a conservative post the other day that addressed Bush as

"The Commander and Chief." That threw me for a loop.

[Cha]

31. "Chief" walking eagle..

too fulla shite to fly.

[jojo54]

17. Hey Kelsy, THESE are the only opinions that I give a shit about:

"31,930,298 posts since January 2001"

[Atman]

18. Can we add "democrate" to that dictionary, too?

Pretty funny that she can't seem to spell "YOU" either.

.

[NYCGirl]

20. I like that one!

:rofl:

[immoderate]

19. "I respect the fact that u all have opinions..but seriousley GET SOME CLASS!.."

"but seriousley" (?) Can't she even spell seriesley?

So persuasive, though. :rofl:

--IMM

[EnviroBat]

23. I'd like to seriesley fart in her dinner...

[hfojvt]

21. it's too easy to do this, but it does not make it right

It's a strawman to seek out the rightwinger with the worst spelling and reasoning skills and to pretend that they 'represent' the typical rightwinger. Would it be fair if the other side did it? They could just as easily find a leftwinger with poor spelling and reasoning skills and pretent that they represent the typical leftwinger. I am afraid I did the same thing when I was a young Republican. On the front page of the Minnesota Daily was a kid with a sign that said "Honk if your against Reagan" which I took to be a sign that people opposing Reagan were not very smart.

This kind of thing just reinforces a shallow, ego-based politics and creates a climate where we are unwilling to respect or reason with the other side, or even people who are undecided, and who have accidentally swallowed alot of Kool-aid in their efforts to be an informed citizen.

[EnviroBat]

22. found one...

I'll "pretent" to ignore it though.

[hfojvt]

40. found one what?

One errer? One leftwing idiot? One rightwinger trolling on DU?

Seemingly snarky posts without explication drive me batty (a very short drive btw), but congradulations on finding the delibarate error.

[NYCGirl]

25. It's from Wonkette — they make fun of EVERYONE!

That's why they exist.

[hfojvt]

32. and that is such a noble cause

After all, there are so many people who go through life without ever being encouraged by having somebody make fun of them, and there are too few people who go through life thinking "I am smarter than everyone else."

[NYCGirl]

43. Laughter is a noble cause. I even laugh at the foibles of Democrats once in

a while.

[hfojvt]

57. laughter is not a noble cause - not necessarily

Here are some things that can cause some people to laugh - racist "jokes", sexist "jokes", practical "jokes", "jokes" that make fun of other people.

I would posit, that none of those causes of laughter are particularly ennobling.

"Where we grew up and went to school. There were certain teachers who would hurt the children any way they could. By pouring their derision upon anything we did, exposing every weakness in how the kids lived ..."

In the movie, the teacher says "Poems boys" as he picks up the little black book with all my poems in it.

And the whole class LAUGHS.

"Simon has simply discovered the trick used with great effectiveness by certain comedians, talk show hosts and punk rock musicians: people of modest talent can attract attention, at least for a while, by being unrelentingly offensive." unknown

"Stanley Kubrick has assumed the deformed, self righteous perspective of a vicious young punk who says 'Everything's rotten, why shouldn't I do what I want?' In the new mood (perhaps movies in their cummulative effect are partly responsible for it) people want to believe the hyperbolic worst, want to believe in the degradation of the victims - that they are dupes and phonies and weaklings." Pauline Kael

[NYCGirl]

58. Pauline Kael was sure wrong about "A Clockwork Orange". NT

[Cha]

34. Please read my post #28, hfojvt..

I don't mention her spelling once.

[azmouse]

24. If the word 'fuck' was removed from the language

these people would have nothing left to say.

[Mad_Dem_X]

49. Well, they'd still have

all the homoerotic phrases left.

[TornadoTN]

27. My, this reminds me of everyday here in my office!

This type of logic, reason, and prose is what I am subjected to each and every day at work. It's filled with Bush bots that spout off like this at every opportunity.

No wonder so many of us are pulling out hair out.

[Cha]

29. Is there anyway to answer them

or do you have to keep your mouth shut because they're loud mouth robots with their fingers in their ears?

[TornadoTN]

50. Of course not! They are right, you are wrong - end of story

You know how it goes - they start spouting that "you must hate America" and "well we'll just see when the terrorists are here blowing us up since we aren't fighting them over there!" mantra.

It gets really, really, really frustrating.

*edited to add: oh, and they have Jesus too, so they automatically win.

[Cha]

61. No they don't "win"...just start

thinking differently. You are right and they are hypocritically Wrong.

We Love America..it's the lying, thievin', murdering bushit regime we "hate" because they are destroying our Soldiers and our country with their LIES. Jesus was a Man of Peace and they have twisted Jesus to suit their own perverted mindset of how America should dominate the rest of the World.

9/11 would never have happened if the bushits had any competency at all..they probably knew it was coming and did NOTHING..talk about "Do Nothing"!!

They listen to a little AWOL from the Viet Nam War giving them talks about "terrorists"..they are lapping up disinformation from the world's foremost terrorist operation, the bush regime. They have everything to be ashamed of..and you don't.

You never know who will listen..and not just on the day you say something..it could register at a very important later date.

[Cha]

28. "Have a nice Day"...my

Progressive, Democratic :kick:!~!

That's really cool, kelsy, that your husband was wounded in Iraq and "he would go back in a heartbeat". But, no thanks..we don't want him killed over there in the country that bushit lied to go in and bomb.. and with the help of the Toyko-rush's of the US(and, sigh, the US corporatemediawhores)..brainwashed you poor people into thinking this Misbegotten War On Iraq was anything more than about OIL and Hegemony for the good ol' USA(insert "RAH RAH RAH" here).

I understand you wanting to think your husband is going through his suffering for the good of something. And, all the other Soldiers who have died and been maimed for pumping up bush's polls(too bad it backfired)..but, it's time to face reality and realize that in order not for anymore Soldiers and Iraqis to die for the bushits that we need to get out now.

No one is "having a nice day", kelsy, with the carnage going on in Iraq with our Soldiers and those poor innocent children.

Have you ever questioned, kelsy, why bush's daughters haven't signed up for the all important "war on terror" in Iraq? Think about it.

[Hobarticus]

33. "Can u people...not act like complete white trash?"

Oh lawdy, child.

:rofl:

[Cha]

35. Where do you think

kelsy picked up that term?

[Hobarticus]

44. Not that I care for the term, but...

It's pretty goddamn funny and ironic to read someone admonishing others for thinking like "white trash" at the end of a poorly-spelled and obscenity-laced diatribe.

[Cha]

59. We are getting a first hand

education at who the bushits/limpbaughs are aiming their speeches at.

It would be interesting to learn if anyone has EVER :think: come out of that rut and had the ephiphany that.."They must think I'm stupid to buy that Bull-Shite, anymore!"

The bushits are the Ultimate in "Poor White Trash"..just look at where the AWOL frat/fartboy jerked out of.

[Hobarticus]

65. Oh absolutely...

A room-temperature IQ can defeat typical GOP talking points. They NEED dingbats like young Kelsey or Tiffany or Starr or whatever-her-butt-is to stay loyal, and gleefully send her young Marine off to a war that no one but themselves believe in anymore.

I sincerely hope he comes home in one piece. She sounds like she's wound her little world tightly around a culture and a mindset that has no pity.

[CottonBear]

36. But wait! There's more hate mail at the Worst President Ever website:

http://www.theworstpresidentever.org/hatemail.asp?pg=0

Check out the pictures of the moranic Bush lovers next to their comments.

[Hobarticus]

41. I'm dyin' over here...

That is some wacky stuff. I know when I want to proclaim my support of a public figure, I strip down to my skivvies.

[CottonBear]

51. ROFL! They strip down and pose!

:rofl:

[CottonBear]

54. Bush lover Enrique posted: "BUSH YOUR THE FUCKEN MAN HOOAH!"

Gawd! They're such total morans. I think these particular morans are below the intelligence level of your average freeper.
:( :scared: The 30% of Americans who worship Bush* are damn scary.

[Hobarticus]

63. Erm...if I read that right, Bush is Enrique's "fucken" man?

And he makes him exclaim HOOAH loudly, apparently.

Stuff just writes itself.

[MrCoffee]

42. Bush rulez! now check out my banana hammock!

i threw up in my mouth a little. so thanks for that.

[Hobarticus]

46. Please see attached, invoice for one (1) computer keyboard...

:spray:

[Mad_Dem_X]

47. Holy crap!

MY EYES! Why do these losers think anyone wants to see them in their underwear?????

[CottonBear]

52. You're welcome my dear Mr. Coffee!

;) :rofl:

[MrCoffee]

53. yeah, you're gonna owe me some Listerine

the good brown stuff, not the weak blue stuff.

seriesly, i could have gone my whole entire life without seeing that. :rofl:

[CottonBear]

55. I'm glad I made your day!

Seriesly, I didn't ever think I would see something like that when I clicked on that link! :rofl:

[distantearlywarning]

62. Why are they all half-naked?

Do they all have some weird cult belief that posing in their underwear lends credence to what they say? Even the girl - she's wearing a dress, but it has a very strange top. It's like the dress is supposed to have a shirt on under it, but she forgot that part of the outfit or something.

Also, what's with all of the ellipses?...????......????......????? They all write the exact same weird way. They write like junior high schoolers texting to their friends or something - minimal punctuation except for a plethora of ellipses, misspellings, writing "u" for the word you, not understanding the difference between "your" and "you're", ect. Perhaps they haven't gotten to that part of 8th grade English yet? If it weren't for all the different half-naked pictures I would be convinced they were all one 12-year old boy writing over and over again.

I also love all of the threats of violence. I've never known any guy who acted that way in real life who didn't have little dick syndrome, so I'm guessing that's the case with these people also.

Anyway, this was good for a laugh. It also totally confirmed my stereotype about the 24% in every way. People ask, "can they really be as stupid as we think they are?" and they answer is apparently yes. :crazy:

[Hobarticus]

67. Is that really something someone to be taken seriously

... would wear to meet the POTUS?

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

68. i'd absolutely hammock up to meet chimpy

in a friggin' heartbeat.

[Mad_Dem_X]

37. "MAkes u think.huh?"

Yes, thinking is good. You should try it sometime, dear.

[Critters2]

38. MAkes u think.huh? nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

45. If you have returned to a life of prostitution,

are you retarted?

[Swede]

48. Hard to believe she's 18.

[Hobarticus]

64. Million-dollar body with a five-cent head...

Sounds kinda typical among the 18 year-olds I know, actually.

[lpbk2713]

56. It ought to be illegal for freeper types to procreate.

Damn, it must really hurt to be that blatantly stupid.

[Lex]

60. " . . . retarted people . . . "

:rofl:

[yardwork]

66. "I am a republican and I am NOT a redneck."

That's my favorite line.