Larry Craig must be the dumbest guy in the Senate

[MonkeyFunk]

and probably the dumbest guy in Idaho.

HOW does he think any of this is helping him?

[Stephanie]

1. He clearly is.

It's beyond ridiculous.

[whoneedstickets]

2. This is great! For us...

Craig may actually try to run for re-election at this rate and then we can watch Idaho's own bigotry work against itself as it votes in a Democrat over that gay guy!

[rusty quoin]

3. Remember his great words, "I am not gay,"

and then everything makes sense.

[AlCzervik]

4. i bet he's feeling pissed of and abandoned by a party that he has carried water for

all these years so he's not leaving without sticking a thumb in their collective eye.

[Up2Late]

5. Oh, I don't know, Senator Jeff Sessions from Alabama is pretty dumb.

And My Senators from Georgia are REALLY Dumb, but the Dumbest guy in Congress is definitely my so-call Congressman Phil Gingrey.

[MonkeyFunk]

6. oh

no doubt there's a lot of competition.

But damn, Craig is just being a major, mindblowing idiot.

[rusty quoin]

8. We need a 'The Dumbest Person in Congress' poll.

[AlCzervik]

9. Jean Schmidt would win that no doubt.

[MsKandice01]

11. My vote would go to "Series of Tubes" Stevens...

[rusty quoin]

12. I cannot do a poll, because I don't contribute. I am thinking of it.

Put a poll out there.

[MsKandice01]

15. I'm too lazy.

And besides, I don't know if I could narrow it down enough. My poll would have about 25 options. LOL.

[rusty quoin]

16. It would be a hard poll to make.

[Ghost in the Machine]

21. Mr. Ten Commandments?

Stephen Colbert exposed that tool. It was GREAT!

[Up2Late]

30. Yeah! Lynn Westmoreland, he's pretty dumb too...

...I think he's the so-called "representative" from the district right next to mine. If the districts here were not Gerrymandered, I'd most likely have him "representing" me.

Here's the video links to the Colbert interviews, you tell me who's more stupid:

Colbert Report: Know a District: Georgia's 8th -- Know a District: Georgia's 8th
<http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/media_player/play.jhtml?itemId=70730>

Colbert Report: Know a District: Georgia's 11th District -- Know a District: Georgia's 11th District
<http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/media_player/play.jhtml?itemId=63049>

[MADem]

7. The only one stupider than he is might be that poor wife of his...going down the drain.... nt

[MonkeyFunk]

10. LOL

I was just thinking that.

But she's just in denial. I sorta feel bad for her.

[MADem]

17. I do too. Ya gotta wonder what's going through her head. She sure as hell can't be happy.

I'll bet she's adding up the assets, and mentally dividing by two...

[IDemo]

13. Idaho traditionally sends dummies to Congress

Former Senator Steve Symms once told my high school class that he believed the Russians were intent on invading the US by burrowing through the crust of the earth with a "subterrine", like a submarine with a really large drill bit on the front.

Former Congressman (not congress-woman, she insisted) Helen Chenoweth once said that "salmon must not be endangered since I can buy them off the shelf at Albertsons." - edit to add: she also stated on national television that she believed "most Idahoans are afraid of government agents in black HEE-licopters", with Dennis Miller laughing hysterically in the background.

Our present repub representative Bill Sali was called "an absolute idiot" by the repub speaker of the Idaho House of Representatives after suggesting a connection between abortions and breast cancer.

[MonkeyFunk]

14. Ahh

Helen Chenoweth. The woman who had an affair with a married man, denied it in 1995, and when it became public in 1998, when she was assailing Bill Clinton's morals, finally admitted it and said it was "different" for her because she admitted it.

Yeah... AFTER it was proven.

But her stupidity caught up her - not wearing a seatbelt.

[riderinthestorm]

18. Clearly, he believes he is the smartest guy! Ha! Outfoxed us homophobes!

yeah, it's just some kinda homophobe witch-hunt. Watch for ole Larry to become sensitive to gays now - not tolerant mind you, just sensitive to their plight now that he's been so thoroughly "smeared" (cough).

I firmly believe Larry Craig believes he has blown smoke over this whole episode. Just you watch, his smart-as-a-whip Senatorial friends will find a way to also make this whole messy debacle become a witch-hunt. It's being creatively spun in front of our very eyes, and the Rethug sheep and other sleeping sheeple will buy this.

[Neshanic]

19. The stench of desperation filled that room, and it was not Matt's Mexican lunch.

That poor wife. He did not even tell her.

Do people in Idaho think that news is delivered by stagecoach still? He is that freaking stupid?

That poor cop. They are going to drag him around in the media, a Republican spectacle that they are so good at.

[Bake]

20. Hang in there Larry!

Don't let Mitch run you off!

Bake

[Mnpaul]

22. If he was innocent

why did he keep his arrest secret from his wife?

[MonkeyFunk]

23. well...

either

a) he's gay
b) he's dumb

and the answers are not mutually exclusive.

[hfojvt]

24. isn't it impossible for him to be gay?

He has three children. Therefore he has had some heterosexual sex and must be bisexual, rather than gay.

[MonkeyFunk]

26. he adopted his children

there's no evidence that he's ever put his peepee in a woman.

[Rex]

25. Help? Maybe he is tap dancing for the GOP

hopes of being accepted back into the fold.

[MonkeyFunk]

28. Not gonna work

he's gonna be taken down by republicans. Democrats don't have to do anything but sit back and enjoy like the subject of Craig's ministrations.

[Rex]

29. Can't fault him for kicking himself in the teeth.

I guess that is all he has left. I think the GOP will eventually fall apart and fracture.

[JeffR]

27. He's a freakin' genius compared to Chambliss & Isakson

Then again, what I find in the cat box is a freakin' genius compared to my esteemed senators...