Couldn't sleep last night,

[MichaelHarris]

I was very disturbed. After my post last night about Anne Nicole's fridge I got to thinking, "What if I croaked and the media took 8X10 glossies with arrows and labels of the inside of my fridge?" I'm on News watch right now and on DU and I read a post that said, "CNN, What's in your fridge?" or something like that.

I know it's a slow news day, has to be it's not like anyone's dying in some foreign civil war we started right? I mean our talking monkey told us this isn't going to be another Vietnam right? What he really meant was, "This is going to be just like Vietnam, we're just not going to show it to you. Well, except for the parts where we build a school or two."

So today I'm guessing no school building is going on because I get to see the inside of Anne Nicole's fridge, Bill Cosby's winning dog, and illegals getting credit cards. Is there even a war going on? Well back to my sleepless night, I figured I better clean my fridge today. My wife will keep a turkey until it's spreadable. Has a little wang to it but on wheat it's not bad.

Michael Harris

[MichaelHarris]

1. Thank you, thank you!!

I got another heart, can I make you a turkey sammich?

OK how about a flower:

[Skittles]

2. I think you've hit on a problem with being a celebrity

while people like Ms. Smith crave the limelight, I'm sure the sickening invasions of privacy moments cost them dearly. She had to cope with being both a grieving mother and a new mother in the circus limelight she knew she helped to creat. It surely assisted in her downward spiral to her sad end.

[MichaelHarris]

4. I agree

Every time I see those photos I want to scream, "STOP invading this ladies death!!!, let her rest. Why don't you guys do your job and uncover truth and scandal in a corrupt government?" Then I remember, the people that normally would uncover an unjust war are owned buy the people selling that government the bullets used to fight the war.

I have to say though, I am a little intrigued as to what will be in Bill-O's fridge when he croaks? Do Loofahs work when they're cold?

[Suich]

3. That photo was taken by a friend of ANS's.

He said he took it to show that the methadone was in the fridge in the Bahamas, not with her in Miami.



:shrug:

[MichaelHarris]

5. He made some bank

selling the photos to the media. Wonder if he did the arrows and labels? I would shoot a picture of the inside of my fridge but I'm afraid you'll see the spreadable turkey. It used to be on the bone though, I promise.

[Missy M]

6. You're not alone....

I have penicillin cultures growing in my fridge at different times.