Hillary jokes begin. This one today from my Republican brother:

[mnhtnbb]

Seen at KFC, a sign for a "Hillary" Special. It includes: 2 BIG thighs,
2 small breasts, and a left wing.


The comeback? I asked him if there was an accompanying joke about an Obama special. You know what that will include. I guess the Republicans haven't made that one up yet.

[Bluebear]

1. Ha ha ha! Maybe JibJab will make a cute animation about it!

:eyes:

[verse18]

2. Your brother has the mentality of a 12 yo.

No offense.

[saltpoint]

18. Hi, verse. You beat me to it. I had to re-connect and by the

time I posted you'd already got there ahead of me.

You're right. It's just not a very cool thing to say about women, famous or not.

[nadinbrzezinski]

25. But, but but they are women!

:sarcasm:

For the record if my bother lived in the US he'd be repeating those stupid jokes.

And I've called him on it a couple times!

[saltpoint]

34. I grew up in a neighborhood with kids who could have turned the

air blue, and of course this is pre-Feminism, pre-Steinem, pre-Abzug, pre-Chisholm, and so on.

The encouraging part is that there are more evolved ways of raising boys these days, boys who aren't threatened by smart women. I'm lifted by that.

[ccpup]

3. in response

offer the bush special: two left feet, one pretzel, but, sadly, no backbone or brain

[lancdem]

15. lol

[Ganja Ninja]

48. The Bush special, chicken salad made from chicken shit. n/t

[Goat or Panic]

50. or.....

GWB special: 5 pounds of chicken shi# in a 2 pound bucket

[A Simple Game]

49. You can't get any giblets(guts) with that either. n/t

[redqueen]

4. Begin? Where you been?

Seen the one about Bill, Al, and Hillary all passing away and meeting God at the same time?

That's not a bad one. Should replace the characters and make it much better though :D

[mnhtnbb]

10. No, I haven't heard it. C'mon, tell it.

[redqueen]

21. Okay

George Dubya, Poppy Bush, and Cheney all die at the same time.

Satan is deciding whether to let them in or not and asks them to tell him why they should be allowed to enter.

Dubya says, "I started an unnecessary war that got tens of thousands of people killed, and emptied my own countries' treasury to benefit my fatcat cronies."

Satan says, "Not bad. Come on in."

God asks Poppy to state his case and Poppy says, "I have had a hand in some of the dirtiest business ever done in the US... I got away with saying I 'forgot' where I was during the Kennedy assassination, and even that guy over there... Ronnie... even HE thought I was an asshole!"

Satan says, "That's pretty impressive really. You may enter."

Cheney walks up with that ugly-ass sneer on his face and says, "You're in my seat."

[mnhtnbb]

47. Good one. Thanks for telling it.

[RedStateShame]

5. My mother e-mailed me the same lame-ass attempt at humor.

I told her I'd try to return the favor, but I was having a hard time coming up with a good punchline to follow up "3,000+ plus dead in an unnecessary war."

[Dawgs]

12. Great response.

If I could recommend your post I would.

[JuniperLea]

6. The GWB KFC Special!

A plate of raw, yellow chicken livers.

[goclark]

11. He is simply a Bully Chicken nt

[JuniperLea]

35. heh!

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[Richard Steele]

7. Typical Repub humor. About as funny as a crutch. nm

[ronnykmarshall]

8. Oh my sides!

Oh SSSSSTTTOPPP! That's SO funny! Oh quit! Oh your brother is a SSSCREAM!

:sarcasm:

[Deep13]

9. So a Republican would find that "funny"? Huh.

[saltpoint]

Is your brother 12 years old?

No. Make that 8.

Tell him for me he sounds like a misogynous pig.

And that he's loyal to the wrong political party.

And that his side is going to get its butt kicked in 2008.

[lancdem]

20. Misogynistic is a good word for it

[mnhtnbb]

23. No he's 57. Former OB-Gyn and a great source of misogynistic

jokes.

I tried my damndest to convert him in 08 to Dean--but he's our mother's son.
We finally agreed to stop talking politics.

On edit:

Wow--what a Freudian slip that was above--about converting him in 08. Obviously, I meant 04.

[saltpoint]

37. No! I like your strategy of converting him in 08!

Do it!

[lancdem]

13. In November 2008

the joke will be on him, because we're taking back the WH.

[saltpoint]

22. Indeed we are. 2008 ain't that far away, either. We're going to

fry the GOP.

Extra crispy.

[mnhtnbb]

32. I can't wait to rub it in.

[mnhtnbb]

14. Yes ! Yes! Keep posting the comebacks! I'll put them all together

in an e-mail to my brother.

[happyslug]

16. I've always been a thigh and breast man myself.

n/t

[Cronus Protagonist]

17. Guiliani Special is on there too

Includes: A huge, old turkey, giblets in a plastic bag and one Viagra.

[unpossibles]

19. they probably already have Obama jokes

but only tell it after looking around and saying, "I ain't racist or nothin', but..."

[lancdem]

24. Someone sent my mother a stupid e-mail

about Obama, but it wasn't a joke, so stuff is making the rounds.

[Missy M]

26. What else would you expect from a Republican but....

adolescent humor. We could have a field day with that one photo of Rudy I keep seeing, where he is dressed as a female.

[lancdem]

30. That is a hoot

lol

[durrrty libby]

27. Wow ....Sexist jokes are so extra special

Give my regards to your brother
:hangover: :hurts: :spank: :nuke: :thumbsdown:

[AlCzervik]

28. stop please, my sides are killin me from laughing!

rwingers should never, ever attempt any sort of comedy.

[Initech]

29. Yet another lame-ass attempt at humor.

This is from the crowd that finds Mallard Fillmore and Larry The Cable Guy funny.

[Warren DeMontague]

31. How about a GOP special?

Now twice as full of shit, with extra nuts. Costs 20 Trillion dollars, but don't worry, you can put it on your kids' credit cards.

[mnhtnbb]

33. I love you guys! The retorts are FABULOUS!

[EVDebs]

39. And causes oral flatuence ! nt

[Bolo Boffin]

36. Thumbs up on the comeback.

Maybe your brother didn't understand it, but that's the intent behind the joke. We're going to see a lot of these 'twofer' jokes - Hillary demeaned as a woman, and Barrack demeaned as an African-American. It's reprehensible, and the season has only just begun.

[liberal N proud]

38. My brother sent me a picture of a KFC sign with that on it.

[mnhtnbb]

40. Is your brother a Republican, too? Do you get along?

[kittykitty]

45. Got the same photo of a KFC with that on their billboard from my 86 yr old cousin

She forewards everything willy-nilly.

[stanwyck]

41. I got one from a co-worker

and I just mildly replied that it really wasn't necessary to send me any more.
When anyone starts in with me about what a "bitch" (and this was in the email) Hillary is, I always ask why. Why, specifically. I always get something vague about "healthcare", "filegate", Vince Foster...and then I ask: what exactly about healthcare? Details, please. And "filegate"? What charges were filed? Who made them? Was anyone ever convicted of anything? Details on all matters, please. Be specific.
The response: silence. It's always some vague talk-radio gossip without any basis.
My sinking feeling is that this is quite a bit of hatred of women which fuels the anti-Hillary brigade. And, sadly, there are women among the group. Women, like the men, bitter and envious of her success.

[Red Zelda]

42. Why isn't he in Iraq?

[mnhtnbb]

46. At 57? He was 4-F during the Vietnam War.

[Grey]

43. From my RW brother-in-law

We're off to see the Wizard!

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado....and off they whirled to the land of OZ.

They finally made it to the Emerald City...

...and went to find the Great Wizard.


"What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:


"I've come for some courage."

"No Problem!" said the Wizard. "Who's next?"

Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said:


"Well, I think I need a heart."

"Done!" says the Wizard.

"Who comes next before the Great and Po werful Oz?"

Up stepped Bush and said,

"The American people say that I need a brain."

"No problem!" said the Wizard.
"Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence in the hall.

Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,

"Well, what do you want?"





"IS DOROTHY HERE?"

[ElizabethDC]

44. Oh, I heard that one years ago

it's more of a resurgence than a beginning of the jokes.

[walldude]

51. RW humor, you gotta love it...

BOOBIES!!!!! :rofl: If this is any indication Faux's new "comedy" show should last a week...

[Bucky]

52. There's no Republican special tho. It's just all chicken all the time. Plus overbreaded and...

soaking in the fat.