"For your protection ..... "

[Stinky The Clown]

...... videotape equipment is in use.

For your protection, all visitors must show a picture ID.

For your protection, we will pat you down for weapons.

For your protection, each transaction is recorded and archived.

For your protection, drinking alcohol in this sports stadium is prohibited.

For your protection, we scan all retinas before issuing store credit for returned purchases.

For your protection ..............

Why don't I feel safer when I see signs such as these?

Do me a favor, shitbirds. Don't protect me.

Okay?

[againes654]

1. Exactly

If that is how they "protect" us, I think I would rather keep my Rottie with me at all times. Now she protects me, and she lets me keep my underwire bra on.

[cloudbase]

2. This thread may be recorded for quality control purposes. n/t

[riona]

3. Agent Mike will be alerted - for your protection

[cloudbase]

4. Keeping with the protection theme

Just because it's Friday.

[damntexdem]

5. For your protection, you will be assimilated.

Resistance is futile! We are the Bush.

[truebrit71]

6. Amen to that!!

Stop "protecting" me okay?