Elephant mating behavior & RNC logo

[npincus]

"Come back, baby! I'm ready when you are!"



I love to love you baby...

When you're laying so close to me
there's no place I'd rather you be
than with me here

I love to love you baby...

Do it to me again and again
you put me in such an awful spin
in a spin

I love to love you baby...

Lay your head down real close to me
soothe my mind and set me free
set me free

I love to love you baby...

When you're laying so close to me
there's no place I'd rather you be
than with me here

I love to love you baby...

Do it to me again and again
you put me in such an awful spin
in a spin

I love to love you baby...

I love to love you baby...

I love to love you baby...

Love to love you baby baby...

I love to love you baby...

When you're laying so close to me
there's no place I'd rather you be
than with me here

I love to love you baby...

Do it to me again and again
you put me in such an awful spin
in a spin

I love to love you baby

Lay your head down so close to
soothe my mind and set me free
set me free

I love to love you baby

When you're laying so close to me
there's no place I'd rather you be
than with me here

I love to love you baby


http://www.nature-wildlife.com/eletxt.htm

ELEPHANT, Loxodonta africana

MATING BEHAVIOR

Copulation complicated (as in spotted hyena) by unusual arrangement of genitalia. Preparatory to mounting, bull lays his trunk along cow's neck and head, rests his tusks or chin on her rump, and levers himself onto his bent hind legs, meanwhile bracing forelegs on her pelvis. His penis (turned back when merely extended), curving forward and upward when fully erect, probes for and finds the flap over the downward opening vagina. Having gained entrance, the bull straightens on his hind legs and copulates in a normal looking position.





(above lyrics by Donna Summer)

[Deep13]

1. Thanks, I was afraid I might spend the day without seeing an elephant dick.

Now I can put that fear aside and get on with my day.

[TwilightGardener]

4. ...

:spray:

[Fridays Child]

7. I, too, am so relieved.

[malaise]

2. The message is clear

Having fucked up the planet, Rethugs are now fucking everything and everyone in sight.

[YOY]

3. That's Why I'm Easy...

I'm easy like Sunday Mawnin...

[tandot]

5. "No wonder it hurts...we are getting screwed by an elephant."

The elephant in the logo is clearly copied from the 2nd pic above it.

Republicans are using an elephant having sex as their logo. I wonder what idiot came up with that.

[TwilightGardener]

6. A perfect symbol of how the Elephant violates us all.

[Glorfindel]

8. Thank you! That's the funniest post ever

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[EST]

9. Trying to deflate a few male egos, eh?

When my daddy explained all this to me, on observing a couple of elephants "en flagrante delicto," I asked him what was that thing hanging from that elegant elegant--it looked like an alligator to me--he informed me it was a "peenis," for--to me-- obvious reasons.

When I told him I had asked a similar question of mom and she told me it was "nothing," he sighed, shook his head and softly said, "I treat that woman waay too good."

[shain from kane]

14. Reminds me of a joke about the little boy that took a shower with his dad.

He asked his dad about his equipment,"Dad, what is that thing there?" and his dad said, "Don't worry about it. That's my nerve."
Later, at school, the little boy had to take a piss really bad, didn't see anyone around, and started pissing in the nearest wastebasket.
The teacher walked in the room, and saw him, and said, "Boy, do you have the nerve!"
The little boy said, "If you think I got it, you should see my dad."

[EST]

29. Hand me a beer and a chaw terbaccy!

It's gonna be a long night.:toast: :smoke: :hi:

[RebelOne]

10. The elephant on the logo is BLUE!!

[tandot]

11. He painted himself blue pretending to be a Democrat...how else would he get laid?

[quiet.american]

26. Great point -- why in the world would they approve a *blue* elephant design? n/t

[Hepburn]

12. K&R....this is sooooooooo hysterically funny!

K&R....and I hope this makes it to the Greatest Page! Thanks for a HUGE Friday AM laugh.

:rofl:

[shain from kane]

13. That's a wide stance! n/t

[Skidmore]

15. Oh, Lordy, elephant on elephant porn.

[npincus]

24. this elephant likes another BEAST:

[annabanana]

16. And off to the greatest she goes. . . . n/t

[waiting for hope]

17. Pic #1 - OUCH!

[shain from kane]

18. Just needs a little KY jelly river mud. n/t

[radfringe]

19. screwing america in 2008?

:spray:

of course it hurts - you're being screwed by an elephant

[Triana]

20. "The Making of a Republican"(n/t)

[shain from kane]

21. Not quite as much fun coming out as it was going in. If you think this is a rough time,

wait for the birthing process to start.

I'm glad neither me or anybody else in my family know anything 'bout birthin' Republicans.

[tridim]

22. I'm starting to think this RNC logo is a joke

Either that or their graphic artist is a moran.

Do we have confirmation that it's the actual logo?

[tandot]

23. "designed by New York City-based Creative Director Robert Matza"

http://www.gopconvention.com/media/logo/

It is as real as it gets.

[npincus]

27. he must be a Democrat

a moley-moley-mole.

[Rainbowreflect]

25. K&R!

:rofl:

Thanks, I need that!

[tandot]

28. Almost perfect match:

[npincus]

30. shameless Sat.nite kick

[undeterred]

31. "normal looking position" is highly subjective

:shrug:

[dflprincess]

32. The only time elephants rear up on their back legs is to have sex

- or at circuses where they are forced to perform unnatural acts by those who own and control them. This logo really is appropriate.