Ron Christie's brother charged with robbery and felony toe licking

[CatWoman]

:rofl:




Mugger Who Licks Woman's Toes Charged With Robbery

St. Paul , Minneapolis (CBS) ― A Minneapolis man has been charged with robbery after police say he robbed a woman of her keys and cell phone then took off her shoes and licked her toes.

According to the criminal complaint, Carlton Jermaine Davis, 26, approached a woman who was leaving work around 1 a.m. Saturday. He said to her, in a very demanding voice, "put your cell phone and purse inside the bag".

The complaint said that the 24-year-old woman was frightened so she complied. After giving Davis her belongings he demanded she take her shoes off. She complied and Davis responded "Now I'm going to suck your feet".

The victim told police that she was too shocked and scared to do anything. Davis then tried to suck her neck but as he approached her some people walked by and he took off.

Police arrested the man a few minutes later about four blocks away. The woman identified the suspect and police were able to recover her keys and phone.

Davis has been charged with simple robbery and theft from a person, both felonies and his bail is set at $20,000.

http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/Carlton.Jermaine.Davis.2.288988.html

LARGER PIC HERE: http://img.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_254164053/xl

[_testify_]

1. That's hysterical!

And that mug shot is up there with Nick Nolte's!

[proudleftists]

27. Ron Christie

Appears on Hardball with Chris Mathews fairly often. He is a
wingnut with no ideas of his own IMHO. Beyonce Welch =
Unflinchingly Liberal & Proud of It.

[AlCzervik]

2. O M G

:spank: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i feel so wrong laughing at that.

[CatWoman]

5. I couldn't resist

:hi:

:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

6. i literally snorted and snarfed coffee on my shirt.

:rofl:

[Stinky The Clown]

9. Man, you played right TO this clown's warped sense of humor

I find Ron Christi one of the most gawdawful pundits on teevee. This plays to that.

I know ..... its sad and childish to think this is funny, but what can I say? I'm a child.

:rofl:

[babylonsister]

3. Can't....breathe!

:rofl: :applause:

[DURHAM D]

4. Ok - this is in really poor taste.

But, I laughed out loud.

Thanks.

[malaise]

7. You owe me a keyboard

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah :rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

8. Old Dirty Bastard is back from the dead!

[TomInTib]

10. Pardon my ignorance, but who the heck is Ron Christie? nt

[Contrary1]

12. Allow me...

[AlCzervik]

17. can someone split screen those pics, my photoshop is broken.

[Contrary1]

21. Look up. n/t

[AlCzervik]

22. oh dear.

thank you!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[CatWoman]

25. bwahahahahahaha

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[TomInTib]

26. Oh, that asshat. I am terrible on names.

But that guy never fails to make me holler at the teevee set.

My dog gets all slinky, thinking he must have done really wrong to get me so pissed off.


I'm wondering if the perp does his own hair.

[notadmblnd]

14. he's a crossed eyed right wing nut that spews occasionally on MSM news

[puffymuffins]

11. I think the penalty is 1 to 10 years for illegal toe sucking

Depending on how many toes you suck.

[niyad]

18. welcome to DU!!

[durrrty libby]

13. Well his big brother has been sucking republican ass for years

The poor guy had to start somewhere

[Red Zelda]

15. woww...

dick morris sure has changed

[Bluebear]

16. All I can say is....

[northernsoul]

19. Hysterical mug shot, probably not very fun experience for the woman involved

Goofy-looking as this criminal mastermind is, we should bear in mind this was probably a terrifying experience for the victim of this assault and battery (that is the crime committed here), and for all we know this guy was working his way up to a full-blown rape presaged by toe-sucking. I guess what I'm saying is that we should laugh our asses off at this cross-eyed thug, but hold some compassion for his victim.

[Dr.Phool]

20. He should use the mens room at the airport like other republicans.

[puffymuffins]

23. LOL!!! n/t

[karlrschneider]

24. Brother? Hell, that's Ron with a fright wig!

:rofl: :D

[rocktivity]

28. "Simple" robbery?

Works for me--I think "simple" describes him perfectly!

:silly:
rocknation

[Catherine Vincent]

29. Now that is cruel, CatWoman!

Shame on you! :rofl:

[CatWoman]

30. I think this is one of the funniest threads I've posted

:hi:

:rofl:

[Contrary1]

31. DUzy worthy...

if ever there was one!

[CatWoman]

32. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

oh no you didn't!!!

look at that avatar!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Poiuyt]

33. I don't often laugh out loud at a DU thread

I opened it expecting it to be a real news clip. As soon as I saw that picture I burst out laughing. You got me!!

[CatWoman]

34. the poor man's Coolio

:)