Diane Sawyer is the model of a modern female journalist.

[Leopolds Ghost]

Diane Sawyer is the model of a modern female journalist.
Let no nookue-loving knuckledragger drag her into being dissed.
Remember that Iran is not a land that we'll be messin' with.
It's ruled by a mad mullah who we think may be misogynist.
We wouldn't tolerate like them a nest of fundamentalists.
Dialogue's not needed when you and he are doing business.
It's not like if a moderate came forth and stuff, that he'd be missed.
No Western lands elected leaders like they seem to do'n this.
I wouldn't dare to think that in the dreams of Mr. Wolfowitz
Diane Sawyer is the model of a modern female journalist.

[Sydnie]

1. Bravo!

[patrice]

2. Okay, so should I be hummin' Gilbert and Sullivan or goin' . . .

Boom, chka, boom, chka, boom, boom . . . and break dancin'?

Either way it works! :applause:

[Leopolds Ghost]

5. I am the very model of a modern Snoop Dogg protege.

No, wait, that would be a different story.


DOGG TO AMERICAN ENVOY: "Bitches... Leave!!"

Snoop Dogg, the newly elected president of SoCalistan in a close 8-way election, shocked the world with his misogynistic statements, prompting fears that the United States may go to war against SoCalistan in order to protect its ally in the region, UGoGirl.

The President of UGoGirl, Oprah Winfrey, described as the "Thatcher of the Midwest" for her hard-line stance on Southern California, declined to speculate on whether the world's first homeland for women might stage a pre-emptive missile attack on the land of surf and sun.

[patrice]

7. Break dancin' here . . . . !!

As good as an old hippie can break dance that is . . . . :D

[Leopolds Ghost]

9. I hope people didn't think I was making a sexist remark about Diane Sawyer

Ahmadinejad did.

I say we go to war on Texas. LBJ made lots of similar comments to female reporters.

He even showed reporters his private parts. Has A-jad done that?

[longship]

3. I'd say that you're ready for the D'Oyly Cart

Worth a recommendation, I'd say.

[Stu DeBeouf]

4. Excellent...

I say, well, done.! :thumbsup:

[JuniperLea]

6. oh. brother.

:eyes:

[Leopolds Ghost]

8. oh for heaven's sake... Can't you see what I'm trying to say I love you.

Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.

Groucho Marx Stuns World Economic Forum in Freedonia with Misogynistic Comments
Sylvania withdraws from Forum in disgust

"This means WAR!" the female ambassador of Freedonia declared after reports that Groucho told the following joke:

"We took some pictures of the native women, but they weren't developed. However, we're going back next year, and..."

MRS. TEASDALE: Oh, Mr. Firefly, how could you.

GROUCHO: Mrs. Teasdale, let's not go to war over petty differences. Can't you see that we are all the same deep down? Let's let bygones be bygones. Why, I don't even remember what I called you.

MRS. TEASDALE: Do you mean worm?

GROUCHO: No, that wasn't it...

[devilgrrl]

10. I beg to differ. You all seem to forget her treatment of the Dixie Chicks...

and her history with Richard Nixon.

Color me unimpressed.

[Leopolds Ghost]

11. It was a joke, Devilgrrl. Read my OP. People are asking what we should "do about" Ahmadinejad

insulting our supposedly "hard nosed, intrepid female reporter" who is so brave to travel into Iran less than 30 years after the Embassy crisis.

"I am the very model of a modern major general" -- Gilbert and Sullivan

[devilgrrl]

14. Sorry....

:blush:

[Leopolds Ghost]

16. No prob!

I'd say "have a heart", but I don't know if they're still being given out now that V-day is almost over!

;-) :hi:

[Malikshah]

12. I much prefer parodying KoKo's "As someday it may happen, that

a victim must be found..
I've got a little list.
I've got a little list
Of society offenders
who might well be underground
and who never would be missed
they never would be missed...

There's the... (the list is too long at this point and I'm too tired to come up with the rhyme scheme..maybe later)

Tantantara!

[Leopolds Ghost]

13. In A World... Where both of our nations were totally terrorized

One Woman... chose to make a difference.

Payback! This time... it's personal.

[allinktup]

15. what about katie? jk

[Leopolds Ghost]

17. "She slept her way to the top, and here I am in the desert, looking for Kuwaiti bullion!"

-- Christiane Amanpour-ish reporter, _Three Kings_