Will all Phoney Servicemembers check in here please

[BOSSHOG]

Spokesman for the republican party rush limbaugh says if you do not agree that we should be at war forever as bush wants, then you are obviously a "phoney Soldier." Calling all Phoney Soldiers, Sailors, Marines, Coastguardsmen and Airmen to muster on the hangar deck for instruction and inspection.

24 years in the Navy Phoney Sailor present and accounted for

Good thing limbaugh wasn't a phoney during Vietnam. He was a coward through and through and made no effort to hide it.

[fasttense]

1. I'm one of those phony Military members.

We should get out of Iraq NOW. But I managed to spend 20 years in the military despite my liberal credentials. My husband was in the Vietnam draft and signed up for the Air Force before he got his draft notice. He thinks we should never have gone into Iraq. I wonder what our country would have done without all us phonies?

[liberal N proud]

2. Lush Limpballs should know about being a phony

Never been in the service (only member of family who never served) but I do respect all of you who have.
I support the troops, bring them home alive.

[RangerRK]

16. c'mon now, Rush had an anal cyst

n/t

[tabasco]

37. Lots of soldiers with pilonidal cysts got drafted and served in the military.

Pillboy went doctor shopping and got the doctor to write a letter that said he could not be drafted, and went into the induction physical crying like a wittle baby, doctor's letter in hand!

In December 2002, Pillboy said on his radio show that the reason he didn't get drafted was a high school football injury. This was proven to be a LIE.

[BrklynLib at work]

40. Ahem...Rush Limbaugh IS an anal cyst!!!!

[sarge43]

3. Sir! Yes sir! Reporting as ordered, sir!

21 years in the Phony Freakin' Fly Force, sir!

What are your orders, sir? I feel this need, this need to type at speed, sir!

(Oh yeah almost forgot, fuck rush and the garbage scow he barged in on)

[sicksicksick_N_tired]

36. Recommended. eom

[Wickerman]

4. 6 years of being a phony

with the Air Farce.

:patriot:

And this vet, albeit my service was peace time - says Limbaugh should stfu or start broadcasting his show in downtown Tikrit.

[lonestarnot]

9. Ditto.

:patriot:

[SidDithers]

5. .

Edit: nevermind, post could have been taken the wrong way.

Sid

[yardwork]

6. I'm really appalled by this. Rush is horrible, but this is extreme even for him.

Limbaugh should be off the air because of this.

[MindPilot]

10. And that he actually said it *to* a soldier...

puts it the realm of the truly bizarre considering he's carried on Armed Forces Radio.

[TahitiNut]

19. Even more despicable are the actual "phonies"

About 5-6 times as many people claim to be Viet Nam vets as there actually are ... about 6-700,000 of us left alive, now. Real bottom-feeders those.

[BOSSHOG]

21. Like the "Commander" of the American Legion

Some dickwad who says he is a Vietnam vet but spent his time during the war at Fort Dix New Jersey.

[sarge43]

34. Someone once said if all the people who say they were in Nam

actually had been, we would have been in Beijing by now.

[TahitiNut]

35. I find it particularly appalling when I recall how many of us ...

... went into "stealth mode" to escape being treated like lepers (or worse) in the 70s. Even friends and family were just too 'fastidious' to openly acknowledge I was a Viet Nam vet and offer support and respect. It wasn't regarded as "polite conversation."
:puke:

[sarge43]

38. Yup. I went for several years not wearing my uniform off base.

And no I was never spat upon, but there were sneers and arguments and snot remarks. And I never got within 10K miles of that hell hole.

We Nam and Nam era vets have a responsibility to stand up for our kids and grandkids in arms. Bring them home NOW and take care of them.

[cherokeeprogressive]

7. 10 Year Phony Sailor Here

[MindPilot]

8. Aye, aye Chief! Phony EM3 Mindpilot present.

Phony service in Phony Vietnam in the Phony United States Navy. Also like to add, Chief, that I phonied my way through EM-A school, graduating top of my phony class.

Additionally just two weeks ago I joined a reunion with several of my phony shipmates aboard the Sun Princess for a phony cruise to Alaska. Bunchamuthafuckinphonies.

[sicksicksick_N_tired]

11. My brother, my lover and my friend: all phony Marines. eom

[TomInTib]

12. Checking in, BOSSHOG. I'm so phony....

that they gave me the Navy Cross to prove it.

[TahitiNut]

15. I'm impressed, bro'. That's quite an honor.

My 'best' was a nomination (never awarded) for a Bronze Star (w/o "V"). I'm forever thankful I didn't have many 'opportunities' to have my valor tested. I take some perverse 'pride' in not getting a GCM, though.
:evilgrin:

[BOSSHOG]

23. Crisp hand salute from me to you Shipmate

[sarge43]

24. Hand salute. TominTib.

That's impressive phony baloney.

:patriot:

[hootinholler]

32. There's a sea story there, I can smell it!

Let me start it for ya: And this is no shit...

:hand salute:

:ready, tu:

-Hoot

[Nordmadr]

47. Yeah guess I'll go shred my clearly fake DD 214 and my

apparently equally phoney:

National Defense Service Medal
Sea Service Deployment Ribbon (2 awards)
Southwest Asia Service Medal with Bronze Star
Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal
Good Conduct Medal
Expert Rifle/Pistol Ribbons

that I largely earned while getting my paltry and phony hazardous duty pay.

Olafr

[TahitiNut]

54. "Good Conduct Medal"??

pousse! :evilgrin:

[sarge43]

59. Oh yes, the IDGC medal

(I didn't get caught medal)

OK, my phony stuff:

2 Meritorious Service Medals
2 AF Commendation Medals
7 AF Good Conducts (God, I was fast on my feet)
National Defense Service Medal
5 AF Longevity Medals
AF Outstanding Unit Award
NCO Academy Graduate Ribbon

[TahitiNut]

50. You're 1 of only 313 ? Awesome.

:patriot: :pals:

http://www.homeofheroes.com/valor/0_NC/ncross_rvn_list.html

[nadinbrzezinski]

76. Phony salute for that phony award

:patriot:

[lazer47]

13. I want to turn in my Phony Bronze Star, my Phony Air Medals

and my phony disability, I will however keep the check that comes once a month, from the Phony Gov.

[sicksicksick_N_tired]

17. .

:patriot:

[Avalux]

14. My SO is a recently-retired phony AF MSgt (22 years).

I won't tell him he's a phony though; that would really piss him off. ;-)

[shadowknows69]

18. I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night

And watched "Patton" on TNT network. Does that count?

[AlCzervik]

20. a chickenhawk calling real soldiers phonies, thats some classic rump leakage right there.

[sarge43]

22. I just called my two senate snakes (Sununu and Gregg)

and chewed on some staffers' legs about the faux outrage over MoveOn, but not a mumbling word about Limpballs. Felt good; let your snakes know the Corps Phony is watching and listening.

[BOSSHOG]

25. Thanks Sarge

My two phoney Senators aren't worth my time. hairhead lott and mr invisible thad cochran.

[sarge43]

27. Gregg isn't worth bear scat and Sununu's a dead man walking, but

I enjoyed the moment. As my dear mother (RIP) once said, "Just be patient, dear. They'll put up their heads eventually and you'll have your shot at the fuckers."

[hootinholler]

26. Ain't gonna get me on no target hanger deck.

Nope, not this bubblehead. Them targets are dangerous not like our nice safe submarines.

-Hoot

[BOSSHOG]

29. Are you a real or a phoney bubblehead Hoot?

How bout a hangar deck at an Air Station?

[hootinholler]

31. I used to love to watch flight ops out of Oceana when I was stationed over on the beach at Dam Neck

Guided Missiles school. Oh, since I spent 2 years at sea on a survey ship before going to the fleet, I recon I'm a phoney through and through.

AEFAD! - All Enemies Foreign and Domestic

-Hoot

[Mountainman]

28. I think Rush had some butt acne or something that kept him out of the service.

[arbusto_baboso]

30. 7 years active, 8 years reserve as a phony, and with an 18A MOS....

So I just KNOW Rushie wouldn't call me a phony to my face. Because if he did, he wouldn't HAVE a face.... :mad:

[tabasco]

33. Phony Ranger here.

All of the soldiers I know are phony soldiers so the Army should send them home immediately.

[WildEyedLiberal]

39. Proud to put you on the Greatest Page, Boss

:patriot: for all of DU's Phony Soldiers!

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

41. Rush "anal cysts" Limbaugh would have been laughed out of any barracks I was in.

Marine Crotch (aka - The Suck) '61 - '65

[tabasco]

52. The only barracks he would have been in was the intake barracks

waiting to get out-processed because he had a heart attack trying to do one pushup.

[133724]

42. Phoney former Washington State National Guard Army Reserve here

[mark414]

43. checking in on behalf of my Bush hating phony soldier friends currently stuck in the Middle East

in Afghanistan, my friends Drew and John

in Iraq, my friends Chris, Ben, Danielle, Adam, and Pierre

and every single one of them against this President


kicked and recommended for all the phonies out there

[Froward69]

44. Does bieng part of a Gold Star family

Count?

Rush should just eat a whole bottle of oxycontin at once, and thus do our Country a big favor.

[sarge43]

48. We're all family here, Froward69. You count. n/t

[nadinbrzezinski]

77. Salute

:patriot:

[jackster]

45. USAF 75 - 78

present and accounted for

[Nordmadr]

46. 1 year in the Army National Guard before going

active duty Navy as a Gunner's Mate for 4 years. Persian Gulf deployed in 1994 on my phoney AEGIS Class Cruiser (USS Lake Erie, CG-70). Honorably discharged in 1995.

Hey Limbaugh...fuck you.

I hated inspections though. :)

Olafr

[BOSSHOG]

51. Thanks for your service fellow Phoney

I'm a tad older then you and I didn't care for inspections either but I do remember change of command nonsense in the early 70's. We'd get all dressed up in our super duper starched whites, stand at attention, get inspected, behave ourselves for awhile then get secured at noon and head to the club where there was always a coupla kegs and free chow for the crew. Seems like we were having a change of command every six months.

[guitar man]

49. USMC '81-84

here. Not where's the pigfucker at, he needs a collective bitch slap?? :evilgrin:

[Swamp Rat]

53. Checking in for my phony cousin who is being sent back to phony Iraq again,

and my phony dad, phony uncles, phony grandfather, phony great uncles who all fought in phony wars for the phony United States of phony America.

[Karenina]

64. T'would be interesting to see all these "phonies"

surrounding Rush's studio, just to let him see what real "phonies" look like. :evilgrin:

[upi402]

88. he heh, that's phunny!

but more sad, irritating, depressing, exasperating, deflating, infuriating, and Rush is a big fat liar too!

[Stinky The Clown]

55. FRD2 Stinky, checking in

That's a new rate, BOSS ....... Fraudsmate

[ladyVet]

56. add me to the list

USAF 77-81, spent the last year with my bag packed and ready to head for Iran. I didn't serve in war time, but I did my duty to this country all the same. And I am a liberal and always have been, and so were most of the people I served with. Mr. Oxycontin can kiss my ass.

[BOSSHOG]

58. Salute to you Teammate

I was an E-1 in the Dallas Airport December 1972 heading back home from bootcamp and had a very thrilling several hours with a young female Air Force boot camp grad. We were stuck in the airport because of the weather. A great deal of cross service bonding done that evening.

I guess old rush really put us in our place huh?

[Pakhet]

57. Count me in!

US Army 1985-1994

anyone who thinks that those proud to serve can't also care about others and be anything but hateful pugs are asswipes

[11 Bravo]

60. Roger that, Chief. Phony ground pounder checking in.

[BrotherBuzz]

61. A genuine phony draftee here

A phony draftees that added no value, no advantage, really, to the United States armed services....

[Parche]

62. Hey Boss

SR Airman 'me' reporting for duty
3long years at Minot ND AFB guarding 'Nucular' Minuteman 3 missiles

[BOSSHOG]

63. Wow, incredible amount of talent and expertise for a bunch of phoneys

I SALUTE YOU ALL AND I LOVE YOU ALL AND I WISH YOU ALL FAIR WINDS AND FOLLOWING SEAS AS WE TRAVERSE THE CHOPPY OCEANS PERPETRATED UPON US BY A BUNCH OF MEGLOMANIACS WITH NO SENSE OF DECENCY OR HONOR OR COURAGE OR COMMITMENT.

[hardtravelin]

65. Since 1985

Infantry, most of my career in SOCOM.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

66. I was in the Brazilian Army, can I be a phony too? Or am I a phony phony? -nt

[nadinbrzezinski]

78. We are phony, phoney...

Mexican reserves....

Hey, spitting on boots to make them shine is spitting boots to make them shine

And that damn brass... make it shiny

And... getting shot at... well, red bleeds red

[SlowDownFast]

67. K&R, for all you phoney's. n/t

[PsN2Wind]

68. I was a phony in two branches of the military, Chief.

Limbaugh avoided the draft because of a cyst on his ass. My brother in law, a retired Navy Super Chief, had the same malady. Had it drained by a E-4 Hospitalman at NAS Alameda, served 5 more years.

[ironflange]

69. It's true about Rush, he had a bad pimple on his ass. Here's a newly released photo to prove it:

[Pacifist Patriot]

70. May I step forward as a Phoney Army Brat?

[dgibby]

71. proud to be phoney

22yrs in the phoney Navy Nurse Corps taking care of phoney sailors injured in phoney wars!

[BOSSHOG]

91. Welcome Dgibby, glad to have you onboard Shipmate

And thanks for your phoney service.

[Psyop Samurai]

72. LMAO...

I hadn't been following this topic, but am recommending this thread based on the title alone!

I will read the thread tomorrow, but would like to register my support in advance for all Phoney Servicemembers on DU!

:toast:

[qnr]

73. Retired Coastguardsman here, I'm doubly phoney. Phoney serviceman in a phoney service n/t

[nadinbrzezinski]

74. My husband retired phony USN Chief

Me, phony wife of said sailor,

(Oh and ten years under somebody else's uniform)

Again, a phony (medic)

Are we allowed to salute Chief? I mean it would be a phony salute?

[BOSSHOG]

92. Yeah Nadin

Thanks for bringing up all the phoney loved one's with their fake tears upon deployments and their fake whining while spouse was off faking his/her service to his/her country. Proud to have two fake Sailors under my roof.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

75. Air Force faker here.

Honorably discharged Sept. 1975.

[lamp_shade]

79. k&r

[BlueCollar]

80. Here..n/t

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

81. Phoney Army Draftee here

Faking service in the rear with the gear. Gasthaus commando, slayed many a beer. FUBAR was my goal. My issue rifle was always well-packed with cosmoline, ready for storage. Bayonet at the ready, in case I had to open a can of beans&franks.

Present and ready for slacking, SIR!!!

[Kaylee]

82. My brother in law who just got back from IRAQ is a phoney...

my husband and my father are two phoney vets who despise this war.

[sarge43]

83. A few more phonies reporting in

My husband, 20 years AF, two tours Nam, my brother, both nephews (Army), great nephew (AF), several uncles and cousins (Army, Navy, USMC), grandfather (Army), great grandfather (Imperial German Army), great great grandfather (Union Army).

[MindPilot]

84. Just wanted to kick this thread and mention my dad

who spent 20 years in the phony Air Force, a phony cousin who went to Vietnam, two phony uncles who served in Korea, a grandfather from WWII, a great-grandfather from WWI, and a great-great grandfather who fought in the Civil War. Every one a phony.

[Kurovski]

85. You phonies got some DUzy awards.

Ya big phonies. (check near the bottom of the list.)

BOSSHOG
sarge43
lazer47
Husb2Sparkly

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1934515

[Hekate]

86. Are you planning on sending a copy of this thread to Comedian Rush Limbaugh?

The man has no shame whatsoever.

All of you -- Thank You For Your Service.

Hekate

[sarge43]

90. I like Karenina's idea.

In my mind theater we're all standing outside of Limpballs' cave. We're a lot grayer, boarder in the beam, creakier than we once were, but we still have the DefCom4 look in the eyes - never lose that. We're wearing bits and pieces of our stuff (tabaso, lazer and TomInTib are front and center. Not that Limp would get it, but we would). We also have on our "Bring Them Home Now" T-shirts, holding our DU bumper stickers, our hand painted signs, etc.

One of us would shout out (BOSS should have the honors), "Yo Pimple Ass! Drag it out here and tell us to our face we're phonies, you fucking weenie!"

[lpbk2713]

87. I was in the Navy about the same time OxyRush was pissing and moaning

about the phony pimples on his flabby pasty white ass (65 - 69). Difference is, I stayed in the Navy for four years. Chickenshit Limbaugh got over his phony pimple-butt as soon as they classified him 4F. That miserable low-life SOB.

[jazzjunkysue]

89. George Bush signing in.

Muh Daddy made shur ah didn't do no real service.

I'll take that DUzy, now. Thank you.

[madokie]

93. at the ready

with 15 months of in-country Vietnam experiences and service at parade rest waiting for further orders;-) SIR

you know Boss for years I thought I would be encouraging my children when I finally had them to join one of the branches of service but by the time my stepsons got old enough too I just couldn't do it. this will be one mad assed okie if this cabal tries to draft either of them now or in the future too. just thinking about the possibilities of that happening gets my dander up I might add. If this war of choice was a war of necessity I would have joined back up long ago, it isn't so I won't.