Guiliani to run for President of 9/11

[Initech]

On a lighter note from this week's Onion:

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Giuliani at a campaign stop near Washington.

If elected, Giuliani would inherit the duties of current 9/11 President George W. Bush, including making grim facial expressions, seeing the world's conflicts in terms of good and evil, and carrying a bullhorn at all state functions.

"Let us all remember how we felt on that day, with the world watching our every move, waiting on our every word," said Giuliani, flanked by several firefighters, ex-New York Police Commissioner Bernard Kerik, and Judith Nathan, his third wife. "With a campaign built on traditional 9/11 values, and with the help of every citizen who believes in the 9/11 dream, I want to make 9/11 great again."

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/giuliani_to_run_for_president_of_9

[rusty quoin]

1. I think they should open up a convenience store in honor of him.

9-Eleven

[NanceGreggs]

2. Oh.My.God.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Elidor]

3. Atrios was riffing on this yesterday

If Rudy is elected president we can rename apple pie as "9/11 pie" and apple pie a la mode as "9/11 pie with a side of Iraqi freedom."

If Rudy is elected president Independence Day will be moved to 9/11. And there will be fireworks!

If Rudy is elected president, then every year we can sing 9/11 carols around the 9/11 tree.

If Rudy! is elected president we can mint a special coin worth exactly $9.11. It'll double as tokens to his fundraisers, of course.