Holy shit! There were 6 African-Americans at a table in the restaurant I ate at last night!

[11 Bravo]

You're not going to believe this, but there was no gunplay, no drugs, and an impromptu rap concert did NOT break out! Someone call Bill Orally.

[npincus]

1. there was a table?

They don't just pile the food on the floor?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. I know it's amazing.

I saw a black band last night and all of the musicians were wearing clothes.

[Chipper Chat]

3. I checked in to a hotel with a black desk clerk.

And remarkably he didn't spit on my room key!
Call Billo quick.

[ccpup]

4. but they were all drinking 40s, right?

and covered in "bling"? Wait! Did the words "yo" or "homey" come up at any time? Hmmmm ... very strange. :-)

[11 Bravo]

7. One of them said, "Pardon me, miss, may I please have some Worcestershire sauce?"

Do you think that's some kind of code?

[Goblinmonger]

11. But did they pronounce it correctly

or was it some "war-chester-shire" abomination. I'd expect that from the blacks.

[toddaa]

32. Or Bugs Bunny

wor she shur sha shire

[ccpup]

22. Maybe.

I'm not really that hip into urban slang these days, ... homey. I mean, really, "Worcestershire sauce" could be just about anything, you know?

Now, had they politely asked for another "serviette", I'd be deeply, DEEPLY concerned!

[Sequoia]

36. Did the other say "Please pass me the Grey Poupon", in an English accent?

[slackmaster]

5. There were about 15 of them in the restaurant where I ate last night

Two of them were sitting at the bar right next to me!

[YOY]

6. Bill need to be force fed Chicken and Waffles, Collards, and Chili

A bit of "the itis" will wake his racist ass up! (And maybe clog his arteries...)

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

10. You are letting him off easy with that food.

Hit his ass with a big bowl of homemade mac and cheese. Made by a black grandmother. It would likely leave him paralyzed and braindead.

The guy was a newsman once. Did he never interact with the black community back then?

[YOY]

14. Homemade Mac and Cheese....mmm

Hey I could have put alot more tasty grub in there but the goal isn't to make him sick but to give him a proper taste of 'the itis'.

Newsman? Dude, he was the host of Inside Edition or something like that. That was hardly "news".

[RubyDuby in GA]

17. Screw him! Can I have that plate??

Sounds good to me...

But what do I know? According to O'Lielly, I'm probably just some dumb poor white trash from the sticks in bumblefuck Georgia...

[YOY]

19. The goal is the "itis"

Shame we would have to waste good food on him though...

[AnneD]

37. Hey...

I've been through Bumblefuck Georgia. Say, mind if I join you, and can you pass me a mess of those collard greens and some cornbread for that pot liquor. Hell with Brillo. Oh, where are the black eyed peas?

[RubyDuby in GA]

41. Add some fried okra to this and we are GOLDEN!

Now I'm hungary :)

[AnneD]

42. You forgot....

the bananna pudding.:woohoo:

[emilyg]

38. Feed me. Yummy.

[YOY]

39. well OK...

[emilyg]

40. Thank you - delicious!

[MannyGoldstein]

8. Were You Compelled To Offer To Pay Them If They Let You Fellate Them?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Allen#2007_Arrest

You're lucky to be alive!

[Lobster Martini]

9. One of 'em put down the Wall Street Journal, placed his Riedel wine glass on a cocktail napkin...

and ate a live gazelle right in front of me. No manners.

[Bandit]

12. Did you notice if they had tails or not?

There was a rumor going around that they all had tails..:shrug:

[Mrs. Overall]

13. Well, there were 6 male Republicans at the restaurant I ate at last night:

and none of them were in the bathroom for an extended period of time, no one had diapers on, no hired prostitutes showed up, and the menu wasn't written out phonetically--really, it wasn't, I swear!

[YOY]

18. Did they tell you to go back to Free Republic?

Maybe you should!

[Mrs. Overall]

20. What?? I'm making fun of what these 6 male republicans might REALLY

be doing. It's called sarcasm. If you think I'm a freeper go look at my previous posts and I'll give you my real name so you can see the progressive work I do in my local community.

Shit, I've never been so insulted.

On Edit: Do you honestly believe a republican would write those things about members of their own party? I'm still in shock to have been accused of being the thing that I most loathe in the world. I guess misunderstandings like this are why the world's in such a mess. This ruins my whole day...

[ProfessorGAC]

28. Don't Get So Worked Up

That happens around here. The joke was missed, that's all. It's all good.
The Professor

[Mrs. Overall]

30. Thanks for the reality check. Jeez, I'm practically in tears over this.

[ProfessorGAC]

31. Deep Breath. Count To 5

No need to get yourself this out of sorts because of one random post. The poster missed the sarcasm. No big deal. No tears! Life's too short.
The Professor

[Mrs. Overall]

35. Thank you for your kindness and wisdom, Professor.

[candymarl]

33. I made the same mistake

This is why I usually use the :sarcasm: smiley. I know you weren't really afraid. I should have made that clear in my post.

[sam sarrha]

24. did they all share a trough.. or a separate feed bag

[Mrs. Overall]

25. They were eating kittens and uninsured babies as 33% of the other diners applauded.

[candymarl]

15. You made it out alive?

What a brave, brave, soul you are!

[madrchsod]

16. were you afraid? i mean really afraid?

[bunkerbuster1]

21. But how did they order their iced tea?

They didn't, perchance, summon the waitstaff by shouting "M-Fer", did they?

[n2doc]

23. Underwear- Out or in? We NEED TO KNOW n/t

[mahatmakanejeeves]

26. This wasn't in a hut?

.

[malaise]

27. Did they use knives and forks?

A girl wants to know :rofl:

[Atman]

29. This thread strikes me as oddly inappropriate.

First of all, I UNDERSTAND IT IS AN EXERCISE IN DAMNATION THROUGH SARCASM. But still...it seems to actually be offering a forum for posters to vent some racial epithets under the guise of "defense of the victims." I'm not telling anyone what to post, I'm just making the observation...it seems a bit hypocritical to use the same defense Billo is -- that he was just drawing upon those stereotypes to make his point -- while we don't actually know that maybe Billo was actually doing the same thing.

I'm not sure he was just using sarcasm to make his point. But stepping back, despite his poor delivery, I can see where it certainly could have been the case. O'Reilly is know for his stupid, sarcastic commentary.

Just sayin.' Using the same racial slurs (and worse) to condemn Billo just doesn't sit well with me. After all, you're still using the racial slurs.

:hide:

.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

46. LOL

Bill O'Reilly was satirizing Bill O'Reilly's racism?

[hiphopnation]

34. what did i miss? eom

[AnneD]

43. I don't know....

I'm here for the food. Heard someone handed Billo his ass on a platter;)

[NorthernSpy]

44. Oh'Really? went to a Soul food restaurant in New York...

From the Village Voice:

So Bill O'Reilly went to lunch with Al Sharpton at Sylvia's Restaurant in Harlem and was surprised to find that the famed soul food eatery was just like any other restaurant in the city, this despite the fact that it's run and patronized by black folks, Media Matters reported on its web site today.

I "couldn't get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia's restaurant and any other restaurant in New York City. I mean, it was exactly the same, even though it's run by blacks, primarily black patronship. It was the same," O'Reilly said on September 19 edition of his nationally syndicated radio program.

Later during his conversation with NPR correspondent and Fox News contributor Juan Williams, O'Reilly noted "There wasn't one person in Sylvia's who was screaming, 'M-Fer, I want more iced tea.' You know, I mean, everybody was—it was like going into an Italian restaurant in an all-white suburb in the sense of people were sitting there, and they were ordering and having fun. And there wasn't any kind of craziness at all."

:eyes:




(edit: added link)

http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/runninscared/archives/2007/09/bill_oreilly_sh.php

[gatorboy]

45. They asked me for the Grey Poupon.

I shit a brick.

[NorthernSpy]

47. did you tase them?

:crazy: