Picture this:

[babylonsister]

"It's hard werk!"

http://www.usnews.com/blogs/washington-whispers/2007/9/23/a-bush-quirk-flies-in-the-oval-office.html?s_cid=rss:washington-whispers:a-bush-quirk-flies-in-the-oval-office

A Bush Quirk: Flies in the Oval Office
September 23, 2007 09:36 AM ET | Permanent Link

President Bush has a thing about noises. First we learned that he absolutely hates when a cellular phone starts ringing during meetings. Now we're told that he can't stand buzzing bugs in the West Wing. Former Press Secretary Tony Snow says that when a little black fly shows up, Bush gets to work "chasing flies around the Oval Office. It drives him crazy when flies get in." And Bush is so well known as a fly hunter among his White House staff, says Snow, that somebody "made him White House fly swatters."

[SoCalDem]

1. Flyswatters with the presidential seal.. to match the boots, socks

underwear, jackets, hats..you name it.. Does the cook have a special "seal" branding iron to mark his peanut butter sandwiches too?

[Ganja Ninja]

2. and he's probably a failure at that too. n/t

[baldguy]

3. He catches them and pulls their wings & legs off

He gets off watching them roll around on his desk for a few minutes before they die.

The really sad part is - the WH staff doesn't have anything better for him to do.

[Ilsa]

4. Lord of the Flies? He should be happy back at bugville texas. nt