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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 01:56 PM
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I hate kids and taser them at Circuit City while wearing a miniskirt
John Kerry told me to. :crazy:
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thoughtanarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 01:58 PM
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1. Do you do bahmitsvahs?
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 02:12 PM
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8. Certainly
I'll be here all week, try the veal! :hi:
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 01:59 PM
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2. I bet you eat at Olive Garden afterwards!
You bastard! And then shop at Walmart on the way home!

Bake
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L. Coyote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 02:02 PM
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3. Welcome to my Ignore list
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 02:05 PM
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4. It's taserbot!...n/t
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 02:10 PM
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6. Thanks!
:hi:
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 02:46 PM
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12. Series?
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 02:05 PM
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5. Would you pick me up some ciggs? Marlboros, please.
Because I just know you're one of those nasty f***ing SMOKERS!

Bake
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 02:12 PM
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7. I only smoke cloves
But I'll steal you some from the Olive Garden.

By the way, did you know Clinton got a blowjob?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAVI16FSjxU
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 03:42 PM
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16. I heard that!
What will we tell THE CHILDREN????

Bake
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Kelly Rupert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 02:13 PM
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9. I circumcise them at Olive Garden while smoking .
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semillama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 02:45 PM
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10. Is your taser manufactured by Diebold? n/t
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 02:45 PM
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11. only if they are smoking while breast feeding
:popcorn:
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MazeRat7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 02:46 PM
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13. Do you have a pit bull as well ? -nt
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verse18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 02:48 PM
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14. I bet you leave them unsupervised in the car
While you shop, too.
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 02:51 PM
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15. Who gives a shit? Do you think you're all that?
Why aren't you breast feeding at the same time????

Huh?

Huh?

Didja ever think of that?

Huh?

Didja?
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