PENTHOUSE back on sale in Military Exchanges, christian panties back in wad

[BOSSHOG]

The Pentagon is allowing Military Exchanges to sell adult magazines including Penthouse. (Hustler and others are still banned.) The ALLIANCE DEFENSE FUND (dontcha just love those christian names for organizations?) a christian group objects to the reinstatement of the magazine per Special Counsel Patrick Trueman who is the Grand Poobah in charge of getting panties in wads and by god they are going to appeal to the Pentagon IG.

Servicemembers can still purchase such magazines outside the gate BUT profits from sales in Military Exchanges go directly to MWR (Morale, Welfare and Recreation) which provides services for servicemen and women on bases (gyms, tour discounts, concert ticket discounts, picnics, and other amenities for our men and women in uniform. SO WHEN A PENTHOUSE IS PURCHASED IN AN EXCHANGE ONE IS SUPPORTING THE TROOPS, SOMETHING THE ALMIGHT ADF DOES NOT WANT TO DO. And they won't be preventing the little hard dicks from getting their "soft por cornography" outside the gate. Chalk up another display of brilliance for the religious right.

[Yavin4]

1. Killing Is Okay. Masturbation Is Not.

Can someone explain that to me?

[htuttle]

5. It's simple, really

Everytime you masturbate, baby Jesus kills a puppy.

At least that's what I was taught...

[Roland99]

12. Almost but not quite. Here's the *correct* answer >>>>>

http://upload.wikimedia.org.nyud.net:8090/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/11/God-kills-kitten.jpg/350px-God-kills-kitten.jpg


:)

[ck4829]

2. So, let me get this straight...

Blowing people apart - OK
Dirty Magazines - EVERYBODY RUN! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! AAAAHHHH!!!!!

Why do we let the Right Wing have any influence over our government?

[Richardo]

3. That is one great subject line, Chief

:rofl:

[Katherine Brengle]

4. Our government shouldn't be in the business of supporting the sex industry.

This is fucked up, and has nothing to do with morality.

[atreides1]

7. By selling one magazine???

Our government shouldn't be in the business of supporting a lot of things that are more serious then this, but they do.

[Katherine Brengle]

9. And I oppose those as well.

And one magazine, 10, one invaded country, 10, it's all bad.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

8. Sounds like moralizing to me.

[BOSSHOG]

11. I agree that it is a hard decision for the Pentagon

However in the same exchange where I can buy a Penthouse I can also buy a Bible. So should bases be compelled to support christianity over other "industries?"

[YOY]

6. I propose creating a counter faith-based organization:

Perhaps we could call it Jerking for Jesus?

Masturbating for the Messiah?

Rubbing one out for the Redeemer?

Polishing the Popsicle/Pocket Pool for the Prince of Peace?

Five Knuckle Shuffle for the Nazarene?

[BOSSHOG]

10. Jerkin the Gherken for an Amerken

fucking for fallujah

[YOY]

13. Forced Friction for Freedom

Tossers against Terra

...

[SidDithers]

14. Not only christian panties, apparently...nt

Sid

[NV Whino]

15. Whoo, that must be expecially uncomfortable

with the Mormon "garment."

[Whisp]

16. wow. sex and violence in a war zone.

doesn't get any better than that for the missile wielding phalluses, does it?
rape, pillage, demean, destroy.

oh the good times - 'shorts and wads'

[Rex]

17. Masturbation is uber-evil! Causes all the bad stuff in the world.

Off the charts evil!

[Squatch]

18. Printed porn is incredibly obsolete.