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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-15-07 10:49 PM
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LMAO!!!
Edited on Sat Sep-15-07 10:51 PM by Roon
I just read that toe-tapping in a stall means you were out of toilet paper and that you needed some...LMAO!!!!!!
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IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-15-07 10:50 PM
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1. where? nt.
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pepperbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-15-07 10:58 PM
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2. Bullshit. n/t
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-15-07 10:59 PM
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3. No. "Hey, I'm out of TP, you have any" means that.
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-15-07 11:00 PM
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4. Well, then
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hang a left Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-15-07 11:05 PM
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5. WRONG!!
It means you have your weenus caught in you zipper.....DUH!
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Glorfindel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-15-07 11:33 PM
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6. The Tallulah Bankhead story...
There was the time she was in Washington for a Democratic Convention honoring her "divine friend, Adlai Stevenson" . . .And during a long speech by some senator she had to go to the john, but found when she was settled in for the duration that there was no toilet paper at hand. "So I looked down and saw a pair of feet in the next stall. I knocked very politely and said: 'Excuse me, dahling, I don't have any toilet paper. Do you?' And this very proper Yankee voice said: 'No, I don't.' Well, dahling, I had to get back to the podium for Adlai's speech, so I asked her, very politely you understand, 'Excuse me dahling, but do you have any Kleenex?' And this now quite chilly voice said: 'No, I don't.' So I said: 'Well then, dahling, do you happen to have two fives for a ten?'" (from People Will Talk by John Kobal)
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