=== Herr Decider's "Return on Success" Speech Thread on DU ===

[derby378]

Have at it, everyone! And keep your Maalox handy! Looks like, if Herr Decider has his way, we're gonna be in Iraq for a long, long time...

[zabet]

1. Tim Puss-ert

:puke:

[cboy4]

2. Let the lying begin

:puke:

[derby378]

3. Not the "attacked us here at home" meme again!!!

:mad:

[L. Coyote]

4. Lie number one.

"Terrorists and extremists that are at war with us around the world."

[halobeam]

5. I'm human, I admit to some morbid curiosity,

but I can't muster up any of it, for watching this...

I just can't look.

I'll read the thread. You are all braver than I am.

[Arkansas Granny]

19. I'm with you. The sound of his voice almost makes me physically

ill. I'll read the thread and read a transcript later.

[CatWoman]

20. it helps with Mike Malloy in the background

:)

http://www.novamradio.com/index.php?pid=30

[L. Coyote]

6. Another lie. Conditions in Iraq are improving.

[zabet]

7. ooooh

Chimpy looks like he has make-up on.
:puke:

[Rick Myers]

8. Laughing my ass off in less the 3 sentences

What an evil, lieing stupid excuse for a man!!!

FUCK YOU BUSH!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

[derby378]

9. Iraqis "need to feel safe in their homes and neighborhoods"

From who? Their fellow Iraqis - or from US troops coming to take them to Abu Ghraib?

[entanglement]

29. New report to congress in March

[L. Coyote]

10. Another Lie: our strategy is working YOUR's not ours

[L. Coyote]

11. Another Lie. returning to normal

[zabet]

12. Lie..

Lie lie lie lie lie lie

[entanglement]

13. "...Anbar province is evidence of the success of the surge..."

[derby378]

14. Sunnis thanked Bush on Labor Day "for America's support"

WHERE?!?

[L. Coyote]

15. Another Lie. revolt against Al Queda

[CatWoman]

16. look at those bags under his eyes

I could pack two weeks of groceries in them....

[L. Coyote]

17. Another Lie. coalition forces live among trhe people

[derby378]

18. Behold, the first half-true statement from Bush...

...talking about how the quality of life among Iraqis isn't what it should be.

I smell more infrastructure contracts for Halliburton coming!

[L. Coyote]

21. Worse than Another Lie. Pride in the number of people killed by his troops!

[Arkansas Granny]

24. So we are back to body counts. Sounds like he's going for

the comparison to Vietnam again.

[L. Coyote]

26. I'm outta here. I cannot view this any longer. Taking pride in killing is PURE EVIL!

[zabet]

22. I call BullShittt!!!

[derby378]

23. 5,700 troops home "by Christmas." Oh, gee...

How's that for timing?

[Horse with no Name]

28. they were already scheduled to come home

but why leave THAT little detail out.

[entanglement]

25. 5700 troops home by Christmas

[derby378]

27. Another report in March - another rubber stamp?

:mad:

[derby378]

30. A military commitment that continues "beyond my Presidency"

As one FReeper has said: "War Forever!"

[derby378]

31. GOD!! NOT 9/11 AGAIN!!!!!!!

:rant:

[entanglement]

32. Extremists would be emboldened...Iran would gain nyukular weapons?

[derby378]

33. I gave up after that 9/11 remark...

ginbarn and I are watching an edited version of The Fifth Element instead. Much better.

[southerncrone]

34. WHO are the 36 nations w/troops in Iraq?

He's just making up lies still!!!!!:grr:

[spanone]

35. good nite and go fuck yourself junior

[Breeze54]

36. It's a bootiful day in the killing fields, a bootiful day in the killing fields,

Could you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor?!
What a beautiful time all are having in Iraq!
Everyone is skipping off to work, all smiles
and feeling safe and warm and fuzzy all over!
Life is grand! Good food, wine and friends!
We're all just doing fine!! No problems here!

Breeze? Breeze?? WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wtf:

"Az thisz transmuton fer our troops taces plase.."
-GWB-

He should have practiced his speech a little longer, I think!

He's slurring. There it is! He won't end this in his 'presidensey'!!

All the Rethugs and Dems are going to join together and sing Kum By Ya!!!! :eyes:

We SHOULD ALL BE ABLE TO 'WORK' TOGETHER!!!! :crazy:





N0w he's playing the sympathy card.

FUCK YOU BUSH!!!!!! YOU SUCK!!!!!!