Anyone bought a Valentine's for Dear Leader yet?

[Xipe Totec]

Here are some suggestions (please add your own):

Some nice treats...


Or maybe some dolls to play with...



Or a nice piece of rock sulphur...

[Bonobo]

1. First thing that came to me was the line from "Blue Velvet" by Dennis Hopper.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA1_9DCkhKc

[Xipe Totec]

3. That's twisted.

I like it!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

2. Roses are red, violets are blue

The world cannot take
Any more of you.

[intaglio]

4. Roses are red

and horse manure smells
when GW's 'peached
they'll sound the church bells

[LeftishBrit]

8. Roses are red

Violets are blue.
Horse manure smells
Much better than you.

[Ryan_H]

5. You mean, For Kim Jong Il??

cuz he's the only leader I know that refers to himself as "dear leader"

[Xipe Totec]

6. No, Kim Jong Il's wannabe,

aka, the chimperor, aka the asterisk, aka dumya, aka his inferior majesty, aka the headless horseman of the apocalipse...

[LeftishBrit]

7. alias Mad King George; Emperor Caligula; Emperor with No Clothes,,,

also seen him called His Chimperial Majesty

[uppityperson]

13. You didn't last long.

[Xipe Totec]

15. A Granite Cookie for our Dear Leader

:rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. A flower for our Dear Leader:

The stinkiest plant on earth. Smells like rotting meat.

Roses are red,
And sometimes they're pink.
This flower's for you,
'Cause both of you stink.

[Xipe Totec]

11. And some mushrooms for his dinner?

Phallus impudicus (Stinkhorn)

http://www.ongar.org/mushrooms/stink.html

[Gabi Hayes]

10. how bout these? my sister gave me these for Xmas

[bananarepublican]

12. Excellent suggestions. Perhaps an impeachmint with a bouquet of turd blossoms! n/t

[shadowknows69]

14. Just squeezed one out

Not sure if they'll let me mail it though.