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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 07:37 PM
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A new Aircraft carrier has been named after George W. Bush..
Presenting the USS George W. Bush...








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Donnachaidh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 07:38 PM
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1. it looks more like a garbage scow
isn't that a tug boat pushing it? :rofl:
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Lugnut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-30-07 12:07 AM
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21. How appropriate.
That's a good place to stow George Bush's legacy.
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StClone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 07:40 PM
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2. LOL Short on the bow, short star board, short aft
And no port at all.
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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 07:41 PM
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3. lemme guess: anytime a war breaks out it sails to Alabama
And it takes 7 minutes to respond to any attack

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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 07:43 PM
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5. He's going to use it to attack Maryland and Delaware!
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 07:47 PM
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7. No, it'll just sink at the dock.... kinda like Gee DUHbya's life has since birth
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Jim Warren Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 11:41 PM
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18. Bwahahaha
Classic :rofl:
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angrycarpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 07:43 PM
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4. not nuclear
Powered by state of the art Bullshit reactor.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 07:44 PM
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6. Pres. Bush said that it is powered by a "Nucular" reactor
:rofl:
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 07:50 PM
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8. The U.S.S. Numb Nuts???
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 07:52 PM
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9. Just back from a re-con mission to Kennebunkport.
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 07:53 PM
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10. News Update:
"The USS George W. Bush sank within minutes of being launched - unlike the politician for whom it was named, who has taken years to have been acknowledged as being under water."

Film at eleven.
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Raster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 07:59 PM
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13. Ding!
The winnah!
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 07:53 PM
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11. brill....
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 07:56 PM
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12. I hope the flight instruments have their polarity reversed
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ryanus Donating Member (511 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 09:33 PM
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14. I'd stay away from that sinking ship
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 09:36 PM
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15. They need to make his filght suit into short pants!
That's what little boys wear when they play with their toys! :D
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Greylyn58 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 09:54 PM
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16. Mmmmm....his namesake
seems to be a metaphor for how he has treated the military.

small, under-funded and lacking the essentials to win any battles.




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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 11:24 PM
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17. That's the USS Richard B. Cheney, not the USS George W. Bush
The USS George W. Bush was originally christened USS Oriskany. She was sunk by the Navy in 2006 and currently rests 24 miles off Pensacola, Florida.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 11:44 PM
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19. ss short fuckwad.
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sutz12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-29-07 11:53 PM
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20. Unfortunately, the design was flawed...
It only had 28% of the bouyancy required and was incapable of any but hard right turns. The chapel, however, is rated as the best of any ship in the Navy.

:evilgrin:
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