A Gonzo Haiku thread

[Klukie]

Did anyone start one and I've missed it? I really enjoy these threads.

[Fresh_Start]

1. first attempt

AG Gonzales
A slimy crook, jumping ship
Soon more will follow

[Buzz Clik]

2. .

(from the hand of GWB in first person):


Judge Gonzales's body
absorbs "bullets" meant for me.
I leave him lifeless

[Klukie]

3. Dude....

this one ain't cool. Mabye you could edit and come up with something a little more appropriate.

[Buzz Clik]

4. you misunderstand.

It's written in the first person of George Bush -- Gonzo sacrifices himself for Bush, and Bush shows his gratitude by walking away.

If others feel that the Haiku represents me shooting Gonzo, I'll delete it.

EDIT: I changed it. It really did sound like I was murdering Gonzales.

:scared:

[Klukie]

5. I did misunderstand...

but I'm afraid others might as well.

[Buzz Clik]

6. Is it better now?

[Klukie]

8. Much..

Thanks. :hi:

[bigtree]

7. Gonzo takes the fall

More cover for Bush's crimes
That he can't recall

[Buzz Clik]

9. another

I stand behind him!
He has all my confidence.
Heckuva job, Gonz.

[Warpy]

10. Torture, wiretapping

Only good thing today is
Gonzo is gonzo.

[Buzz Clik]

11. I'll fix your tickets

I fixed your tickets
Told them Geneva is quaint.
The walk home is long.

[Klukie]

12. I' ll attempt my own...

Gone Gone Gonzales
A muppet for your master
Your strings have been cut

Edit for form....Oops!

[TechBear_Seattle]

13. Here's one

Beto Gonzalo
At long last, former A. G.
We dance with great joy.

[skip fox]

14. Haiku U!

A turd drops
Pond of nation's justice
Slurred plop

Or I could be boringly exact with:

A turd drops into
The pond of nation's justice
With a wee slurred plop.

[LiberalHeart]

15. Three for Gonzo

1.

Gonzo, as your feet
tread the floor protect your
ass from the door.

2.

Buh-bye, Gonzo dear.
Don't let the President's door
hit your little rear.

3.

US Attorneys
weeping over their lost jobs.
No tears for Gonzo.

[NRaleighLiberal]

16. I love Haikus! Here are a few -

Who can tell why he
decided to finally
leave - no, no, not he!

When our kids forget
and lie and twist the truth
we can thank Albert

Failure more failure
Bush and all that surround him
Surprised? I am not.

Does he feel shame when
He spews the endless Lies? Well,
Now we'll never know.

[Swamp Rat]

17. Haiku for Alberto:

No longer needed
Ruing Gonzalito
You are forsaken

[Klukie]

18. Kick for Haikus!

[CT_Progressive]

19. Ok.

Torture, Renditions,
Illegal Wiretapping,
Time to Pay the Price.

[hootinholler]

20. Hmmm...

Chubby lawyer
screamed loud on Sunday
"Let me off this ride"

Chubby lawyer
Architect of misery
How Quaint

[IDemo]

21. Attempting haiku - words fail me miserably - here goes anyway

Torturous Berto
slithers off to family
recalling nothing

[Sapphocrat]

22. Sure, why not...

Why did he resign?
For more time with family?
He doesn't recall.


His love of torture
Extends to the very side
Of John Ashcroft's bed.


It's supreme justice
Alberto will never be
A Supreme Justice.

[Klukie]

25. Brilliant....

The second one is my favorite.

[NMMNG]

26. Bravo!

:applause:

[KansDem]

23. To Alberto...

Water poured down throats,
While finger nails are ripped out.
This, your legacy.

[Bucky]

24. Here I sit all broken hearted...

Burned the Bill of Rights
For Mister Retarded.