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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-23-07 01:19 AM
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ROTFLMAO!!! urbandictionary.com defines "George W. Bush"
C'mon DUers, click those "Thumbs up" icons!

1. George W. Bush 5682 up, 2043 down

Proof that voting in America can be rigged. Instigated the 9/11 attacks with his illogical foreign policies, and made the world hate America even more by starting an illegal oil war in Iraq. He has also succeeded in turning America from a once prosperous nation into a debt-ridden chaos.

Way to go, Dubya.

<snip>

2. George W. Bush 4071 up, 1350 down

only man alive to make Forest Gump look smart

Mama always said stupid is as George W Bush does


<snip>

7. George W. Bush 1999 up, 976 down

1. A contradictive representative for "Neo-Conservatives&q uot; who insist this monkey was "elected" because ironically, so was Adolf Hitler;

2. The soul reason that the Founding Fathers would have sabotaged the American Revolution themselves had they foreseen what electoral representation would amount to in the future;

3. The representation of the irony in a president so hell bent on sending other people's kids to war when he RAN away from military service in his youth (see www.awolbush.com);

4. While he "didn't inhale," sniffed A LOT of crack and accumulated DUI charges during his alcoholism/cocaine hey-dayz.


"You know I could run for governor but I'm basically a media creation. I've never done anything. I've worked for my dad. I worked in the oil business. But that's not the kind of profile you have to have to get elected to public office."

--- George W. Bush, 1989.


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11. George W. Bush 839 up, 388 down

George W. Bush. 43rd President of the United States. Arrogant Napoleonic monkey and fearmonger of the Republican Party. Is tired, has faltered, and failed. An embarrassment. Unpatriotic. Hateful. Spiteful.

Bush was born July 6th, 1946 to rich white parents in New Haven, Connecticut, but somehow likes to call himself a Texan. Married to Laura Welsh Bush who killed her boyfriend in 1963. Yale Graduate. Twin daughters Jenna Bush and Barbara Bush. Probably fathered Barney the dog. Dry drunk since he was 40 years old, numerous psychological defects. Reads and comprehends on a 6th grade level, just behind Jethro Bodine. Speaks better Spanish than English.

A dumbass who raided Social Security to pay for conservative agenda, failed to provide funding for schools leaving most children left behind. (Except rich white kids).

Borrowed and spent the treasury in 4 years, leaving trillions of dollars in debt. Clueless on how to balance a checkbook. Spends money like a drunken sailor (with apologies to the Navy). Father George H W Bush set him up in oil business. Ran most of his ventures into the ground. Owned Texas Rangers Baseball team that was bailed out with taxpayer money. Built a new Baseball Stadium with tax dollars, managing to put a lot in his pocket also.

Complete idiot who deserted the National Guard. Received shrapnel wounds while in service by getting 2 dental fillings. Total lack of military experience led to disastrous killing of US soldiers in Iraq because of his incompetence. Took military to war in unrelated country after 9/11, and cut their benefits.

Was informed of Osama bin Laden upon being selected President. Ignored threat. Was reading My Pet Goat during 9/11 attack. Repealed Bill of Rights. Created huge bureaucracy to handle security. Hasn’t secured country yet, even after spending the treasury.

Despised by the entire world, still thinks he’s top dog. Pees on his pant leg often.

Fortunately for the world, there is only one example of this low-life.

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13. george w. bush 400 up, 57 down

Living proof that the 22nd Amendment was a great idea.

Only two and a half more years of George W. Bush to go!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=George+W.+Bush




You have to get way way into the definitions before you begin finding pro-Bush definitions. Like in the 200's. It seems to sort by percentage of thumbs up to thumbs down. This is the tail end if you're so inclined...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=George+W.+Bush&page=44
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cui bono Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-23-07 01:38 AM
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1. That is FUNNY!
Edited on Thu Aug-23-07 01:38 AM by cui bono
:rofl:

Reminds me of the fake Family Circus reviews that used to get posted at Amazon.



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liberaldemocrat7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-23-07 08:29 AM
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5. We have a winner !!
1. George W. Bush 5682 up, 2043 down

Proof that voting in America can be rigged. Instigated the 9/11 attacks with his illogical foreign policies, and made the world hate America even more by starting an illegal oil war in Iraq. He has also succeeded in turning America from a once prosperous nation into a debt-ridden chaos.



Yes, they say that Bush provoked the 9-11 attacks with his foreign policy.
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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-23-07 02:06 AM
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2. This one's not so funny
57. George W. Bush
A piece of crap that got my brother killed in Iraq due to his greedy, worthless, revenge seeking antics.


:cry: Fuck Bush to hell.
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MethuenProgressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-23-07 06:59 AM
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3. Fuck you, George W. Bush.
And that's the nicest thing I can think of to say...
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-23-07 10:00 AM
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6. Amen to that. n/t
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Habibi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-23-07 08:07 AM
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4. "America's first retarded president."
Heh. Look up "Republican" while you're there.
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