Hillary Eats Babies.

[smoogatz]

She's also ugly and strident and has an annoying voice. And she's way, WAY to the right of your favorite Dem candidate, whoever that happens to be (okay, she really is way right of Kucinich, but basically indistinguishable from Edwards, and not that far right of Obama). And she hangs out with unsavory people, like her Senate colleagues. And she's a Christian, and we all know what crappy presidents they make. Except for Lincoln. And a few others. But whatever. The main thing is, she eats babies.

[The Straight Story]

1. Ah - but does she cook them first? Edwards does.

:rofl:

[KamaAina]

16. Howard Dean roasts his

over an open flame.

:sarcasm:

[Debi]

28. You got a link for that

:grr: Dean would never burn an open flame and risk a forest fire....:eyes: He steams them

[Reciprocity]

35. He also eats kittens.

[lumberjack_jeff]

77. LOL! n/t

[Cronus Protagonist]

75. but but but George eats them ALIVE (mild blood warning)

[aikoaiko]

2. Is this another porn thread?

jk

[wryter2000]

3. What kind of babies?

I hear she invented the Partial Birth Abortion.

[MADem]

7. If they're GOP babies she may pick up a few supporters, is that it? NT

[MADem]

4. ......``` ~~~~~ !!!!

:rofl:

That was hysterical...and much more direct than the USUAL diatribes!!!

[yella_dawg]

5. Boiled or baked?

And does she use ketchup?

We need to know these things to make astute political decisions.

[question everything]

31. Ketchup? This is so boring

Hollandaise sauce, of course.

[Katherine Brengle]

6. "______ eats babies" is my favorite

political argument ever.

My and my husband use it to describe politicians all the time.



Oh, and well done - I got derailed by the amusement factor of ___ eats babies, but your point is well received.

[Nutmegger]

8. Does she circumcise the male babies?

:shrug:

[FloridaJudy]

41. No, but she breastfeeds. At the Olive Garden. n/t

[Nutmegger]

47. Holy shit! This is HUGH!1!1!!1!!!1!

;)

[closeupready]

9. So what? She's still a better candidate than anyone else we've got.

:evilgrin:

[rinsd]

10. !!!!!!!!!

:spray:

[underpants]

11. I have to recommend this

I don't agree with it but that is some subject line

[cosmik debris]

12. Veal? n/t

[Lone_Star_Dem]

13. The question now is

With ketchup or bbq sauce?

[patrice]

14. White Babies!!!!??!?!? Oh, the inhumanity!! nt

[Mythsaje]

15. Oh, yes...

This sure adds something productive to the debate.

[Mojorabbit]

17. Well she is responsible now

for the death of any babies that die in Iraq since her surge is working speech. I don't care how she qualified it.Way to go on helping get this country out. The rest of the DLC is falling into line. I am disgusted.

[Nimrod2005]

18. SHE LOVES WARS TOO.....nt

[CT_Progressive]

19. Its true! She ate my baby !

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Well...
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... it got better.

But she's a witch! Burn her!

[myrna minx]

24. We should build a bridge our of her!

Welcome to DU, CT_Progressive. :hi: Welcome to the snake pit. :-)

[CT_Progressive]

29. I bet she floats!

:)

[FloridaJudy]

43. So, if she weighs as much as a duck....

"It's a fair cop"

[myrna minx]

64. What also floats in water?

Bread! Apples! Very small rocks! Cider! gravy! Cherries! Hillary!

[AlCzervik]

20. She's obviously pandering to the cannibal voting block.

[xultar]

21. If you don't quit postin Drudge shit I'm gonna run neekid through your mind.

That'll mess you up psychologically for the rest of your life.

[Solly Mack]

22. She should switch to fetuses More tender and better for you

Lot more flavor...

[myrna minx]

25. With some fava beans and Chianti.

:rofl:

[Hoof Hearted]

57. Mmmmmmmmm yummy stem cells. . . . . .

With mint suace.

[myrna minx]

63. Welcome to the Underground, Hoof Hearted.

:hi:

[Hoof Hearted]

74. Thanx Minx!

:pals:

[Arugula Latte]

23. As long as she doesn't eat kitties ...

:)

[BuyingThyme]

26. The great thing about your post is you make it very clear how far Hillary people have to go to

support her.

They have to liken her very real comments about very important issues to eating babies.

What more needs to be said of Hillary supporters?

[MuseRider]

27. I knew it!

I KNEW IT! I was suspicious but now it is confirmed. Thanks. *whew* looks like we dodged a bullet there.

[OneBlueSky]

30. glibness doesn't resolve the very real reservations that many have with Hillary . . .

if you accept, for example, that rampant un-regulated corporatism is an underlying cause of most all of our major problems -- war, health care, banking and credit, food safety, environmental destruction, etc. -- then electing a dyed-in-the-wool corporatist as president makes absolutely no sense . . . of course, if you're happy with the way corporations are running the country and the world, by all means give her your vote . . . and watch no fundamental change happen . . .

[smoogatz]

44. Did I say I didn't have reservations?

She's not my first choice by a long shot. My point is that the tone and tenor of the Hillary bashing around here is just over the top. The other candidates get bashed, too, but Hillary does seem to get the brunt of it. If Gore doesn't run, I really think the remaining candidates (except for Kucinich) are all basically interchangeable, and all basically fine. None are perfect, they all have weaknesses (some glaring) and strengths (none overwhelming). I'd vote for any of them in the general, and I'd have a hard time choosing among them in the primary.

[tandot]

32. You forgot to mention her devil horns

hiding underneath her hair.

[Cha]

33. And that's using hyperbole

to distract from her real undesireables..she's a hypocrite(what's Jesus like about sending Soldiers to die in the military fodder machine?), chickenhawk, dinolosersclub corporatewhore. bushclintonbushclinton=COVERUPCOVERUP

[lwcon]

34. Lincoln

"The Bible is not my book nor Christianity my profession. I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma."

http://www.wonderfulatheistsofcfl.org/Quotes.htm#lincoln

[smoogatz]

36. Lincoln was an atheist?

Cool.

[hfojvt]

51. not exactly

http://www.christianitytoday.com/holidays/memorial/features/33h010.html

"The greatest difficulty in coming to a clearer picture of Lincoln's faith is the fact that his religion does not fit into modern categories. He was not an orthodox, evangelical, "born-again" Christian striving toward the "higher life" (as these terms have been used since the 1870s). But neither was he a skeptical "modernist" with a prejudice against the supernatural and an aversion to the Bible.

Consequently, many conflicting stories about Lincoln lack concrete historical verification. In one, for example, Lincoln made a definite profession of faith; in another he was voicing agnostic opinions to the end of his days in the White House."

[Faryn Balyncd]

37. When wrong on the issues, one can always copy the RW and set up a "Straw Man" argument.......

....but can't you be more creative than "eats babies"?

[smoogatz]

46. It's not a straw man.

It's satire.

[IronLionZion]

38. I heard it was kittens

anyway, she is not quite as anti-poverty as Edwards and does take more health industry donations than most Republicans....let alone Dems.


http://www.opensecrets.org/pres08/index.asp

Her campaign contributions from 2000-2006:
http://www.opensecrets.org/politicians/allindus.asp?CID=n00000019

Hillary and Barack each took more than any of the Republicans.

[seasat]

70. Nah, Kittens are not nutrious enough.

She only eats them for hors d'oeuvres with a little bit of mint jelly.

[Enrique]

39. this will energize the anti-baby-eating voters

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

40. She'll give us her eating baby position after she does a poll

and waits to see how the issue fares in the misterm elections.

It worked with her decisionto finally oppose the war (4 years too late), so I imagine we'll get some real anti-baby eating lip service from her soon

[hfojvt]

42. basically indistinguishable from Edwards?

And Obama, Mr. I-can-be-bipartisan is the leftist of the top three?

:wtf:

So 'strengthening the middle class' which may end up being the 'upper middle class' because, after all $70,000 a year household income is middle class, that is the same thing as 'ending poverty'.

http://www.hillaryclinton.com/issues/middleclass/

Her health care ideas, which she does not specify, are the same as Edwards?

http://www.hillaryclinton.com/issues/healthcare/

Edwards is offering more specifics.
http://www.johnedwards.com/issues/health-care/

What is Hillary offering? To try to pass the wildly popular 'Hillarycare' again?

And finally, thank you so much for engaging in substantive debate instead of implying that anybody who does not support, or like, Hillary is some kind of shrill, hyperbolic lunatic. Only moonbats don't support Hillary, right?

[smoogatz]

45. Feel free to invent your own subtext.

Oh, wait--you already did.

[Virginia Dare]

48. She's also a flip-flopper..

and we all know that we need a resolute President, one who will NEVER EVER change their mind, even if things are so FUBAR it's ridiculous, you know, like the one we've got now. Oh yeah, I heard she beats up on puppies too.

[youthere]

49. With or without onions?

because I canNOT abide onion breath.

[Exiled in America]

50. That's hot.

[Bluebear]

52. 'And she's a Christian' - has anybody complained about that?

Or you just decided to throw that in there for persecution's sake? :evilgrin:

[smoogatz]

53. She goes to the Senate prayer breakfast deal, apparently.

And belongs to some Bible group that's got weird fundie connections. All of which sounds like standard Hillary MO, pretty much.

[xultar]

54. She eats breakfast? That's it. She's lost my support.

[smoogatz]

56. Baby pancakes. Baby waffles.

Babies on her freakin' Cheerios. It's hideous.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

68. And she washes it down with OJ!

She supports double murderers!

[Pawel K]

55. She eats babies? I guess thats another thing she has in common with *

;)

[Mnemosyne]

58. Hey, I love babies -

if they are cooked right.

[Zodiak]

59. It would have been a better argument if you said

she eats only half of the babies because she wants to appeal to moderates.

Think of all of the babies saved!

Seriously, I do hope that the arguments concerning the candidates' virtues and sins do not degenerate outside of the realm of the issues. Clinton eating babies would be right out, as would be haircuts, houses, and pets.

[jgraz]

73. "she eats only half of the babies because she wants to appeal to moderates"

:spray: :thumbsup:

[JHB]

60. Jelly Babies, that is. n/c

[Maven]

61. Hehe.

Nice.

[BlooInBloo]

62. You forgot: And anyone who doesn't bitch and whine about her is NOT liberal.

[Perky]

65. A dingo ate my baby

[Perky]

66. .

[countingbluecars]

67. Oh dear!

I guess I won't be voting for her then.

[chaska]

69. Yeah, so screw her. When they run a democrat (small 'd') wake me up. See you in '12.

[FiveGoodMen]

71. Just one more reason to oppose her!

[Homer Wells]

72. LOL

As W, C. Fields was purported to have said:
"I love children. I love 'em French Fried!!"

:rofl:

[NuttyFluffers]

76. makes me love her more!

i hope she uses Bull's Eye BBQ sauce at least.
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