So do we have a drinking (and/or smoking) game on deck for tonight?

[MindPilot]

What are the rules?

[LSparkle]

1. Drink. Massive. Quantities. Until it doesn't hurt to watch him.

My problem is I'm on the west coast and won't even get home until around 6 (our time) -- not enough time to get good and medicated in advance.

[hamerfan]

2. Oh, to be younger...

Unfortunately, I will be watching the little screwup straight tonight, mostly to see Madame Speaker Pelosi. I suppose I could live wildly and do a double dose of Ex-Lax tonight so I could take a big old Nixon tomorrow morning. :bounce:
dumpbush

[LSparkle]

3. That's priceless -- a big NIXON!!!!

Are you a Gore Vidal fan? (Sounds like a literary device he used in "Myron".)

[hamerfan]

9. Not Gore, Kinky.

I stole that from Kinky Friedman (yes, that Kinky Friedman) about 20 years ago, and I still use it. And it still gets a good response.
dumpbush

[MindPilot]

6. LOL!! A big ole Nixon

Don't forget to wipe your Agnew....

[jo35042]

7. AMEN

Perhaps with some warm milk, and a big old headache pill.

[MzNov]

4. just slice the top off your box of wine and stick your head in it.

no special rules... Begin at 6 pm

[ladym55]

5. My daughter sent me this one ...

http://www.drinkinggame.us/

The drawback is that you do it WHILE he's speaking. I'm thinking it would be better to start earlier ...

[Blue_In_AK]

8. If my mother-in-law wasn't staying here with us...

I'd be smoking like a chimney. :)

[MindPilot]

10. I'll burn one in your honor.

:smoke:

[Blue_In_AK]

11. Thanks.

I can't believe I'm going to suffer through it clear-headed. Ack!

[Texasgal]

12. I'm thinkin' anytime Bush says

" terror" - Drink one

" It's hard work " - Drink 2

Any word that he makes up, that dosen't exist in the English language? - GULP YOUR WHOLE DRINK!!!