Today's Bushspeak

[Jack Sprat]

Speaking from the 3 Amigos NAFTA Lovefest today, George Bush warned the American public that if U.S. forces withdraw from Iraq, Ho Chi Minh and his NVA Army would march into Bahgdad and make Iraq a permanent Communist stronghold in the Mideast. Upon hearing this, Iraqi Sunni, Shia, and Kurdish leaders laughed heartily agreeing that Communism would be a welcome relief from American Capitalism.

Meanwhile, the United States continued its' global slide of pre-1980 firsts in social prosperity among citizens, only holding on to #1 in national and individual debt.

[tabatha]

1. Is this excuse #999999999 for invading Iraq -

keeping it safe from commies?

If anyone believes this, they are truly sheep.

This would be funny if it was not utterly pathetic.

[Jack Sprat]

4. Al-Miliki said he would rather be red than bled.

and the boy king has bled him enough. :toast:

[whistle]

2. Do you have a link to the part of Bush's speech where he said this?

[Jack Sprat]

3. Maybe so and maybe not.

But I will let you scrounge around and see if you can find it. :silly:

[NanceGreggs]

5. GREAT one!!! n/t + REC