Is A Government Worker Coming To Make Your Breakfast?

DemocratSinceBirth

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Mon Aug-20-07 06:24 AM
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Is A Government Worker Coming To Make Your Breakfast?

Edited on Mon Aug-20-07 06:24 AM by DemocratSinceBirth

A man called up C-Span on the Republican line and said the reason there are more Republican callers than Democratic callers in the morning is because Democrats are waiting on the government to take care of them...

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Cobalt Violet

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Mon Aug-20-07 06:31 AM
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1. An X-government worker made my breakfast this morning.

And feed my cats.

Me. I worked as a nurses aid for the state many,many years ago. Not sure if that counts.

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Solon

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Mon Aug-20-07 06:57 AM
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2. I just tell these selfish assholes to go fuck themselves with a rusty piece of rebar...

with bits of concrete still stuck to it.

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CreekDog

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Mon Aug-20-07 07:14 AM
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3. Gov't worker is making my breakfast too

And driving me to work
And washing my dishes tonight
And everything else I do

Oh wait, now I know why.

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