"He grew up as a Republican" .... wtf?????

[Stinky The Clown]

Some gossip monger on teevee talking about the guy who gets to marry Demon Spawn the Dumber. She said "He grew up a Republican" .......

What does that mean? Is that like growing up .... a Clevelander ....... a Lutheran ....... poor ...... Italian ....... a left hander ......... ?

Gawd I HATE the way EVERYthing is political.

[gratuitous]

1. What it means

He used to have other kids beat up the nerds for their lunch money.

[hobbit709]

2. Means he grew up dumb enough to marry the skank

[Virginia Dare]

3. His father is a right wing wanker...

just like the bride's?

[RedStateShame]

4. His mother's also his aunt?

[kenny blankenship]

5. Raised by snakes.

Trained to despise the poor and eat the weak.

[ccpup]

6. I can not wait

to see how the repugs handle balancing what is sure to be an ostentatious wedding at the White House with the financial cares and concerns of their soon-to-be voting Constituents during Election Season. The Out-of-Touch label is almost getting too easy to slap on *'s sorry behind!

[RedStateShame]

9. Apparently, Bush didn't think his presidency was Nixon-esque enough.

It helps to cover the fact that Nixon at least ENDED a senseless war.

[Stinky The Clown]

11. Ostentatious is too kind a word. Tacky as Shit only STARTS to describe what they'll do.

Think "Beverly Hillbillies" with inbreeding.

Imagine what the spawn of a Jethro/Elly May union would do in similar circumstances.

[Totally Committed]

7. Better tthan having him "grow up a Democrat" and THEN marry The Demon Spawn...

You know what they say -- Want to grow an idiot? Plant a Republican. Anyway... poor guy, no matter what.

TC

[sarge43]

8. He was nursed by jackals and weaned on live mice? n/t

[electprogdems]

10. what it means is

he might have zero talent and even less drive, but due to the right connections, he will wind up with some super cushy job, and eventually be very very rich.

[niceypoo]

12. He grew up with his head up his ass...

...listening to his father rant and rave about, "the libruls," and, "fags," and every other scapegoat group the GOP attacks.

[Virginia Dare]

14. And of course immune from serving his country...

on the battlefront.

[Eurobabe]

13. Code for "family values" - - you know like diaper wearing

congress critters, money grubbing thieves, stupid cheating pResidents, THOSE values.

[Javaman]

15. I'm sure the RNC went through interents and scoured any bad

reference to this tool so no can may hay out of his dark past.

[havocmom]

16. Means: misspent youth, never learned to accept responsibility

x(

[LibertyLover]

17. According to the Washington Post

it also means, at least according to his mother, that he was raised to follow the rules. What rules you may ask? Why the rule that he asked Jenna's father for permission to marry Jenna before he asked her to marry him. Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that conversation.

Henry - Mr. Bush, ah, Mr. President, um, ah, my mom says that I have to follow the rules and ask you first.

Jenna's Dad - That's real good son. I always do what my momma tells me to do too, else I'd be in real dog poop. Say, did I tell you about . . . nah, so, what did you want?

Henry - Ah, Mr. President, sir, as you know, I've been seeing a lot of your daughter, Jenna, lately and . .

JD Now just a darn minute here, what do you mean by "seeing a lot of" her? Don't tell me she's been pulling a Paris and it's on YoYoTube, or whatever!

H Ah, no sir, I mean I've been seeing her a lot in a very respectful way.

JD Respectfully, that ain't any fun. Say, why don't you and me and #41, he's mah daddy you know, get together and talk pussy over some of that German fake beer, 'cause you know that I don't drink the real stuff anymore.

H Maybe another time sir, that'd be real nice. But I really need to ask you a question, . . .

JD A question? You got to go to the can there son? Sure, go right ahead. My special, deluxe presi-potty is right over there. It's got genuine deluxe TP with the presidential seal on it. Leaves an impression in the right spot. Now, I always ask Condi, she's my, um, my, um, well I'm not sure exactly what she is to me now, but I always ask her when I need to go, 'specially if I'm up speeching at the UN.

H Ah, thank you Mr. President, I'm fine. I just wanted to ask you if I could have your daughter's hand.

JD Hand? You just want her hand? What the hell kind of father do you think I am that I'd go chopping off one of my daughter's hands for you? I know you used to work for Karl and probably heard some funny stories about my Skull days at Yale, you know I went to Yale don't you?, but darn, her hand? What's she done that I need to chop her hand off?

H No, no, sir, I mean I would like to marry Jenna and my mom says that before I ask her, I've got to ask your permission.

JD Oh, you want to marry her - why didn't you just come right out and ask me instead of beating around the damned bush, ha, ha, ha - get it, bush? Speaking of bush . .

and here endth the Henry's Tale.

[IndianaJones]

18. I grew up as a Democrat. nt.