I admit. I can't wait for Jenna's wedding.

[NYC Liberal]

A huge royal wedding with endless coverage by breathless reporters on every aspect. What dress will she wear? (Laura, no doubt, will sew her one herself, from one of the White House's finest tablecloths.) What earrings, jewelry? How bout the ring? Who's the best man? Who'll be attending...and not attending? Where will the honeymoon be?

And that's just in the 2-3 weeks before the actual wedding (forget about other news then...who cares about Americans dying in Iraq?)!

Then the wedding day. We get to see all the rich, influential Republican rats donning their tuxes as they gather to watch the Spawn of George get hitched. We get to see what curtain Laura has decided to wear. We get to see King George beaming (and not just doing shots of Jim Beam...) as he walks down the aisle to give away his beautiful young daughter's hand in marriage, to another proud little Republican chicken-hawk, who is no doubt hoping to someday follow in his father-in-law's footsteps.

And then all the coverage will be over at last.

Wait, wait, no it won't! There's still a honeymoon! Where are Jenna and her new hubby going? What restaurants did they go to...and exactly what did they eat? What did they do? Did they go to the beach...or did they stick to the hotel pool? Just how drunk DID she get? She didn't go running down the hotel hallway nude again, did she?

Boy oh boy, I cannot wait!

[WindRavenX]

1. seems more and more like an old skool monarchy, eh?

All with the pomp and flair of royalty while our own citizens in the Gulf Coast huddle in toxic trailers and pray that no more storms come this year.

Hooray America!!!!

[rzemanfl]

2. I am waiting for the display of the bloody sheets. n/t

[WindRavenX]

3. omfg

:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

5. wow!! I wish i said that!

:toast:

[NewYorkerfromMass]

I'm sure Bush himself already has.

Don't forget this is the guy who enjoyed blowing up frogs.

[rzemanfl]

10. Agent Mike, chimpsrsmarter made me do it, I swear. n/t

[AlCzervik]

12. if they take me away for that---it was well worth it.

:rofl:

[Nostradammit]

9. !!!!!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Fridays Child]

14. Gross out! Thank you very much!

Besides, I think Jenna probably bloodied the sheets sometime before her mysteriously underreported "emergency appendectomy," back in late 2000. :evilgrin:

[blondeatlast]

17. Geez, that was tasteless. Thanks for the best laugh I've had this week!

One for you for saying it and one for me for laughing at it...

:spank:
:spank:

[rzemanfl]

20. Tasteless? I thought it was a long-standing time-honored

tradition in monarchies.

[blondeatlast]

38. It was that too. Anyway--I needed that laugh. Thanks! nt

[Hieronymus]

18. Great .. the world will be watching for that display. Will she dare

to wear white? :eyes:

[Contrary1]

26. Methinks that ship has already sailed. n/t

[TahitiNut]

39. Can anyone say ..... DUzy!

:rofl:

[bdamomma]

43. we should know we won't see that, she probably has lost her

virginity.

[rzemanfl]

46. She probably has blood though, unless Cheney has sucked it

all out.

[marlakay]

4. They say they don't know the date yet.....I wonder....

and her new husband worked for Rove as an aide?? kinda makes you wonder if they will pick a time Bush wants to sneak something in so it won't be in the news....or to cover up good dem news like during our convention next summer...what ya think??

[iamjoy]

11. Of Course

They will schedule her wedding around or right after the Democratic National Convention to steal any momentum, bump or coverage we would get from it.

Last time it was the DNCs own stupidity to schedule it right before the Olympics, this time, we will be outmanuevered.

[NewYorkerfromMass]

6. What subhumanoid would want to marry into that family?

must be some hard-up desparate mo'fo.

[NYC Liberal]

7. Nope, just a Republican!

[mulsh]

8. remember tricia nixon's wedding?

Broadcast from the rose garden, breathless accounts of how beautiful the bride is...then a well earned obscurity. let's hope Jenna surpises us all and elopes. either that or is embarassingly loaded in the reception line.
do you think the loving couple will write their own ceremony?

[NYC Liberal]

13. That's right...the last president whose daughter was married

in the WH resigned in disgrace.

Maybe this is a good sign!

[Buzz Clik]

15. Yeah, it will be great. "Does anyone present have any reason to object to this marriage?" "Yo!"

"Uh, yeah. I'm the tech at the health clinic, and I have the results of her blood test. Ok, well. This just ain't gonna happen."

[SoCalDem]

16. OOOHH.. Maybe Laura will wear the kitty cat dress (she wore it when G. was gov)

See other gems at Laura's Closet
No doubt GrannyBabs will be all decked out in blue....

[madrchsod]

24. you actually saved all these photo`s of pickles......!

"where have you gone jackie- a nation turns it`s lonely eyes to you"

[SoCalDem]

30. Yes, dahling... I do it all for you

:)

[madrchsod]

34. why ...thank you !

[EstimatedProphet]

19. She's getting married?

Or is this another ploy to boost W's ratings?

[madrchsod]

21. hide the drapery-- pickles needs a new gown!

[Faygo Kid]

22. !!! I spit my peanuts on the screen.

Carol Burnett in "Went With the Wind":

"Where did you get that stunning outfit, Scarlett?"

"I saw it in the window and I couldn't resist. . ."

[madrchsod]

27. you missed socaldem pictures.....

http://socaldem.smugmug.com/gallery/2199679#55490913
2199679

warning!!! the opening page will frighten you....

hat`s off to socaldem for her work...she`s a brave lady..

[Faygo Kid]

33. Eek! Another lovely GOP leader. . .

[blogslut]

Wonkette hints

...that perhaps, her gown will be, shall we say, extra large?

http://wonkette.com//politics/dept'-of-knocked-up-loaded/

[TXDemGal]

25. She may want to shop here

http://www.sarah-houston.com

I guess we shouldn't be too surprised if a "preemie" bundle of joy weighing in at 9 lbs. or so follows 7 months after the wedding?

Laura has been saying for years that she can't wait to be a Grandma!:evilgrin:

[blogslut]

29. If so

It's pretty sticky wicket for the "abstinence only" president. A one-month preemie, is pretty common. Two months or more and there has to be a story of struggle to go with the experience of having a premature child. Or would they try to extend the engagement and maybe wing it for as long as possible?

Or, she could have just gained some weight. Only time will tell. ;)

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

41. As one of my oldest and dearest friends has always said:

"the first baby can arrive at any time, the second baby always takes nine months"...

[DesertRat]

23. Entertainment Tonight is already breathless about it

http://www.etonline.com/celebrities/news/49466/

[madrchsod]

28. they are always breathless....

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32. Highlights from Jenna's wedding

As Jenna and her father march up the isle, the Marine band plays How Dry I Am.

Rev. Pat Robertson solemnly asks Jenna, "Do you, Jenna, take Henry to be you lawfully wedded husband?"

Jenna replies, "I do" and hicks.

At the reception, the Marine band gently plays such standards as Ninety-nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall, Pink Elephants on Parade and the old classic by the late John Lee Hooker, One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer.

When Jenna is finished opening her presents, she says, "Is this junk all I'm getting for my wedding?"

Before cutting the cake, there is the traditional toast to the bride. Jenna downs her champagne in one gulp and cries, "More, more."

Jenna cuts the cake. It's a traditional white wedding cake except for being shaped and decked out like a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Jenna doesn't really like the cake until she's shown the recipe. It took three bottles of congac to make it. After that, she is seen nipping at the cake for the rest of the evening.

Jenna and her father enjoy the traditional dance as the band play I Am the Great Pretender in honor of Mr. Bush. Neither of them can stand up straight.

[Initech]

35. OMG!!! Too funny!

:rofl:

And yeah, "I Am The Great Pretender" would be a perfect song choice! :rofl:

[Blue Belle]

36. It's just not a Bush Wedding...

Until someone careens off a barstool and into the Beluga (I'm guessing twin Barbara will do the honors in this instance since she's going to be known hence-forth as "the single one" and she'll need something to drown the pain). I hope someone snaps a photo for the memory book.

[TahitiNut]

40. Will they hire a state trooper to draw the drunk line down the aisle?

She should have things the way she's used to them, no? :evilgrin:

[TXDemGal]

45. My suggestion for the wedding march

Billy Idol: "White Wedding":D

[Perky]

37. I am waiting for the wedding night video

[NYC Liberal]

44. Will we get *another* "Bush Drunk At A Wedding" video??

[lonestarnot]

42. Fucking A when is the sot getting married?