Relax, George. You've "earned it"!!11 Pay no attention to the misery and despair you have created! Put your feet up! Enjoy, you sociopath!
CRAWFORD COOLERS
12 oz. tequila
12 oz. frozen limeade (still slushy frozen)
12 oz. 7 Up (not Sprite)
12 oz. Corona beer
Mix, serve over ice. Enjoy!
Pfc. William L. Edwards, 23, of Houston, who died Aug. 11, 2007, in Arab Jabour, Iraq.MANGO SALSA
1 cup diced fresh mango (we were getting these from India in exchange for biotech arms.)
1/3 cup roasted red peppers, drained & diced
1/3 cup diced red onion
1 jalapeno pepper, seeded, minced
2 tablespoons fresh mint, chopped
1 tablespoon fresh lime juice
Combine all ingredients and chill. Serve with grilled fish or chicken.
BRUSH CLEARIN' BARBECUE SAUCE!
1 1/2 cups chopped yellow onions (1 large onion)
1 tablespoon minced garlic (3 cloves)
1/2 cup vegetable oil
1 cup tomato paste (10 ounces)
1 cup cider vinegar
1 cup honey
1/2 cup worcestershire sauce
1 cup Dijon mustard
1/2 cup soy sauce
1 cup hoisin sauce
2 tablespoons chili powder
1 tablespoon ground cumin
1/2 tablespoon crushed red pepper flakes
1. In a large saucepan on low heat, saute the onions and garlic with the vegetable oil for 10 to 15 minutes, until the onions are translucent but not browned.
2. Add the tomato paste, vinegar, honey, Worcestershire sauce, mustard, soy sauce, hoisin sauce, chili powder, cumin, and red pepper flakes. Simmer uncovered on low heat for 30 minutes. Use immediately or store in the refrigerator.
U.S. military nurse Desmond Cacciotti places nine-month-old baby Fatima on a crib in the storage room of the 28th Combat Support hospital in the fortified Green Zone in Baghdad August 14, 2007. Iraqi police found her hidden in a garbage dumpster on July 25 after gunmen killed her mother and uncle.COOL GARLIC FETA DIP
1 cup crumbled feta cheese
1/2 cup sour cream
1/2 cup plain yogurt
2 cloves garlic, peeled
Good olive oil
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
Combine the feta cheese, sour cream, yogurt and garlic in the container of a food processor or blender. Pulse briefly until garlic is minced. Spoon into a serving dish, drizzle with olive oil and season with salt and pepper. Serve with toasted Greek pita and raw vegetables.
Iraqi policemen inspect the wreckage of a car used in a car bomb attack on a road in south Kirkuk, 255 kms (160 miles) north of Baghdad. At least 175 people were slaughtered on Tuesday and more than 200 wounded when four suicide truck bombs targeted people from an ancient religious sect in northern Iraq.KATRINA KEBABS!
1 boneless, skinless chicken breast, about 8 ounces
4 ounces fully cooked smoked sausage
2 tablespoons olive oil
2 teaspoons chili powder
1/4 teaspoon crushed dried thyme
1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/8 teaspoon minced garlic
1 dash freshly ground white pepper
Prepare grill: Either preheat gas grill 10 minutes or light charcoal and allow to burn down to a gray ash on top.
Remove fat from chicken and cut diagonally into 1/2- by 2-inch strips. Slice thicker areas in half horizontally so strips are uniform in thickness. Cut sausage into 1-inch chunks.
In small saucepan, heat olive oil, chili powder, thyme, cayenne, garlic and white pepper over very low heat about 2 minutes, or until fragrant. Cool slightly.
Dip chicken and sausage pieces into spice mixture. Thread, alternating chicken and sausage, onto 12-inch bamboo skewers that have been soaked in water.
Grill over medium heat about 8 minutes, or until chicken is done and juices run clear.
A congressional delegation gathers to talk with residents near the Industrial Canal levee in the Lower Ninth Ward of New Orleans Tuesday, Aug. 14, 2007. In the foreground is the slab of a house washed away by the flood, still not rebuilt two years later.