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CelticWinter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-14-07 04:29 PM
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Investing In America In 2007
I found this on a lil local site and thought I would share :-)

Investing In America In 2007


If you had purchased $1,000 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $,1000.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5 left.

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

Think I'll start drinking!
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CrispyQ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-14-07 04:53 PM
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1. Zang!!
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