Breaking on FUDGE REPORT - Pelosi demands a space shuttle

[burythehatchet]

DEMOCRAT LEADER DEMANDS UNLIMITED USAGE OF SPACE SHUTTLE
Vessel would have to be customized to include an abortion clinic

MORE AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE............

[underpants]

1. I hear she wants Nowak to fly it

:bounce:

[Beelzebud]

2. Not true. Pelosi said she didn't want that piece of crap unless it ran on fetus blood!

[wryter2000]

4. Either that or burning Bibles n/t

n/t

[Beelzebud]

5. Didn't you go to college? You use burning bibles to ignite the fetus blood.

It's a pretty sophisticated piece of equipment.

:D

[burythehatchet]

6. She has already appropriated funds to develop a technology

that extracts the stem cells of snowflake babies and uses them as a fuel source. That's why we need the abortion clinic on board - pregnant women can be brought along to tap into emergency fuel supplies.

[MUAD_DIB]

3. Subtext: GOP ready to lose in '08. No ideas, just hate.

[Cass]

7. ROFL!

:rofl:

[BOSSHOG]

8. It will be called the "Spirit of San Francisco Values"

and will only be piloted by Gay Astronauts.

[CatWoman]

9. and no nampy - pamby diapers for her, either!!!

she wants the GOOD stuff!!!

Ultra Depends!!!!

[burythehatchet]

10. I've been so busy I missed that story

have to catch up this weekend.

[Cobalt Violet]

11. K & R

:rofl:

[Neecy]

12. funniest. thread. ever.