Haggard's gay lover laughs at his "straight" claims

[The Count]

Mike Jones responds to Ted Haggard's announcement of his heterosexuality
http://pageoneq.com/news/2006/haggard020706.html

by David Edwards and Michael Rogers

The prostitute who first exposed Evangelical minister Ted Haggard as a closeted gay man and crystal meth user has responded to Haggard's claim that he has successfully completed three weeks of "ex-gay" counseling.

In response to Haggard's statement, Jones giggled and responded "Well, that's the quickest therapy I've ever heard of. It's hard for me to imagine someone who is performing oral sex and saying that he is 'straight.' That just doesn't jive." If you were to ask me 'Do I think is Ted haggard gay?' I would have to say 'yes'," he added.

[MADem]

1. How long before someone makes a few bucks by making a naughty film of this business? NT

[Monkeyman]

2. Ted down on his knees said unto God Make me straight

God unto Ted can't be done

[jakem]

19. when ted was on his knees...

i dont think he was thinking about G-d...

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[CoffeeCat]

4. Well...if it looks like a duck...

...acts like a duck and goes down on a male prostitute like a duck....

...then he's probably gay.

Why doesn't the man just be honest with himself? He's acting like a
buffoon. His current absurdity is worse than anything he did with that
male prostitute.

Maybe it's the crystal meth talking.

[Lex]

5. "His current absurdity is worse than anything he did with that male prostitute."

I totally agree.

[Atman]

8. "Why doesn't the man just be honest with himself?"

Because he knows many of his idiotic fundie/republican followers will actually believe his bullshit. And maybe fund his new "Scared Straight" seminar tours. Remember, they never like to "look back at past mistakes." We need to look to the future. It's easy to imagine himself straight tomorrow. And the next day. But what will happen when he's alone in a room with a smooth little twink?


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[thefloyd]

6. Hell I laughed

And I am straight

[cboy4]

7. Oh come on, everyone knows you can just puh-ray away

the gay...

Can I hear an amen Jesus!

Ex-gay counseling?

[deepthought42]

9. Amen, Jeh-zus-ah!

As my college roommate used to say... TESTIFY! (and she meant in a purely humorous way)

Where's that rapture smiley when you need it?

[cboy4]

10. LOL. This was the best I could do on such short notice:

[deepthought42]

11. Ha ha, I like it! Whereever did you find it? n/t

[cboy4]

13. This site:

http://www.thafam.net/misc.php?do=showsmilies

[deepthought42]

15. Thank you!

:hi:

[tinfoilinfor2005]

12. Am I correct in thinking that

there might be situations where a straight man has sex with another man, maybe because that is the only sex available (as perhaps in a prison situation?), but if a man performs oral sex on another man, then this would probably indicate that his sexual preference is for men?

Signed: Confused sixty year old grandmother.

[Catherine Vincent]

17. No sex threads.

:-)

[tinfoilinfor2005]

18. Oops, sorry!

I just wondered whether the ministers had established some criteria for their determination of Haggard's sexual orientation. But I realize that it is almost impossible to ask that question without being specific. :blush:

[Catherine Vincent]

20. Don't be embarrased. I was just kidding with you.

I thought someone would answer you by now. :hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. i wonder when they wil cure his real problem: meth and bigotry?

[City Lights]

16. Don't forget hypocrisy.

:hi: