The only surefire way to solve the problem of teens having sex before they're ready

[jmowreader]

All we have to do is convince every parent and every teacher in America to ENCOURAGE their kids to have a lot of sex.

Sex in their room. Sex in their friends' rooms. Sex behind the bushes. Sex between math class and gym. Sex at lunch. Sex all the time.

And for extra enjoyment, tell them stories about the kind of sex you like. The nastier the better.

You know no kid ever wanted to do anything his or her parents thought was a good thing for them to do, so if we start pressuring the kids to screw their brains out, they'll take their virginity to their marriage beds.

The Abstinence Only shit didn't work out so well; let's see what a Fuck Yer Brains Out sex ed program does for us.

[izzie]

1. funny but you may have hit it on the head.

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[jmowreader]

2. Hitting it on the head would solve the problem too

[izzie]

3. And I bet the problem goes back to early history.

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[aquart]

4. Worked for me.

[China_cat]

5. they'll take their virginity to their marriage beds.

and beyond.

[cgrindley]

6. I think teens are having less sex

well, let me rephrase that: I think higher socio-economic status teens are having less sex, just like that same group is now smoking less pot. I think that if we want to cut down on teen pregnancy, we have to tailor our sex-ed programs based on socio-economics. I think that the programs have to get a lot more specific and focused. I think that the successful message in Darien, Connecticut would probably be completely different from the successful message in the south, south Bronx.