In a Bizarre Love Triangle, Bush Strikes Out at Iraqis for Their Affections Toward Iran

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Democrats have charged Bush with murder and attempted murder after he drove our troops more than 1,500 kilometers (900 miles) to re-attack Iraqi communities out of jealousy for the affections they've shown for their Iranian neighbors.

Bush the Decider, a US Coast Guard deserter and a mother of the world, could spend the rest of his life in prison if convicted of the first degree murder charges filed against him Tuesday in Washington, D.C..

Wearing adult diapers to avoid running low on bullshit, Bush deployed our forces to the Baghdad airport, then cloaked them in his liberator/protector garb to attack and posture against the resisting Iraqis - or, al-Qaeda extremists, as Bush likes to call them.

Democrats arrested Bush at the White House and upon searching him found WMDs that included explosive wedges that our troops were to insert between the warring factions, serrated body and vehicle armor, and loaded innuendo.

Bush earlier told Democrats he planned only to "scare" the Iraqi resistance into denouncing their relationship with their Iranian neighbor, and had no intention of harming them, according to an affidavit.

"Bush said that he just wanted to help the Iraqis," said Harry Reid, the leader of the Senate Democrats. "But everything we found associated with it puts it in a different perspective than 'I just want to help you.'"

Bush's defenders in Congress objected, describing their client as "a desperate man" who made a "mistake."

Bush's most stalwart supporter, republican leader Mitch McConnell, appeared at the first hearing to offer his support and obstruction. "We're a close family (the GOP) and we try to take care of our own," he said.


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1. HAHAH.... Damn, bigtree, I don't want to laugh about this issue, but this was TOO funny.

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3. :D

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[LonelyLRLiberal]

2. Very witty post.

Good job.

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4. thanks

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