That Sinking Feeling

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That Sinking Feeling (Chapters LV to LXII): D'oh!!!!!

Submitted by Rick Perlstein on July 30, 2007 - 12:29pm.

With the explosion in Manhattan twelve days ago, several radio programs had me on to connect the dots: to explain how it was merely the most dramatic symptom of the rotting of America's infrastructure, and how it was all the conservatives' fault.

Basking in the media glow, I neglected to mention these less dramatic symptoms:

The ground opened up beneath a horse stall in Phoenix.
An eighty year old sewer line collapsed in St. Cloud.
In Tyler, Texas, the sinkhole was caused by crumbling drainage pipes.
In San Antonio, "big chunks of rocks were falling off into into the abyss that used to be a street." In Vallejo, California, the pit split an underground gas line (no danger in that).
In San Jose, a water main ruptured beneath a high school ("the water may appear dirty," officials assured residents, "but it is safe to drink").
In Sunnyvale, the burst pipe buckled 300 feet of road surface.
In Greensboro the sinkhole swallowed a car ("Randy Delano Wood has seen a lot of accidents int he 20 years he has driven for a living. 'But the road falling out from under you is something you never expect,' Wood said.")

The good folks in Greensboro are fortunate enough to have a newspaper editorial writer who connects the dots: "It's like one of those Parade Magazine brain teasers. What do these have in common? Hurricane Katrina. Flight delays nationwide. A blast of steam in New York. A traffic-stopping sinkhole on Wendover Avenue. The answer is actually a no-brainer. Aging infrastructure. And far from being a secret, the nation's civil engineers have been warning about it for years to little response." Good for them. Let's hope they don't render themselves poor public stewards by subsequently endorsing conservative Republicans infected with tax-cut mania.

Oh and by the way, let's not forget Springfield: "After Homer adopts a pig and uses its feces to pollute the river, President Arnold Schwarzenegger (Harry Shearer) approves a plan from an aide to enclose the town in a clear dome. Homer and his family are declared pariahs, but they escape through a sinkhole in their yard and move to Alaska, where Bart (Nancy Cartwright) and Marge (Julie Kavner) decide they're fed up with Homer and head back to Springfield to save the town."

[Old and In the Way]

1. Going out of business sale.

The present administration has bankrupted the country and seems to have written us off. No money for infrastructure, lots of money for the military business, Big Pharma, and, of course, Big Oil. If we don't get a Democratic administration and a veto-proof majority in Congress next year, I think we'll pass the point of no return.

[LiberalEsto]

2. DC's flying manhole covers

Don't forget those!

http://goodspeedupdate.com/?cat=50

[lonestarnot]

3. And along with the rot of Merika goes the unalienable rights

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness."

[babylonsister]

4. Yep. I'm still waiting for the knight to ride in on a white or blue horse

to save us, but he/she doesn't seem to be happening. Not even a candidate for that role.

[lonestarnot]

5. Nope, waiting and watching.