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live love laugh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-02-07 04:44 PM
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Edited on Thu Aug-02-07 05:43 PM by live love laugh
Just got this one from a coworker:

President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One.

George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy!"

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot "Such big-shots back there. Sh*#, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 200 million people very happy."

If you're one of those 56 million forward this.
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Ninga Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-02-07 04:47 PM
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1. opps dupe
Edited on Thu Aug-02-07 04:48 PM by Ninga
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Ninga Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-02-07 04:47 PM
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2. This calls for a "rim shot and a bada bing"..........
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Bigleaf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-02-07 05:02 PM
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3. I really like the joke but .....
I'm sure the number would be a LOT higher than 56 million.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-02-07 05:15 PM
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4. Especially when we count people from other countries
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live love laugh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-02-07 05:42 PM
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5. Absolutely--more like 200 million....PLUS. n/t
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live love laugh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-02-07 05:43 PM
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6. I changed the "joke" to 200 million. LOL. n/t
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