Gonzales's downfall predicted in the Bible

[Enrique]

http://tinselwing.wordpress.com/2007/04/25/gonzales-downfall-predicted-in-the-bible/

The blogosphere in its terseness has taken lately to referring to Attorney General Alberto Gonzales as AGAG. It had been tickling something in the back of my brain, something which finally surfaced this afternoon.

No doubt the reason it took so long is the exceeding cuddliness of the man. Yes, he stood at Dubya’s side, ruthlessly railroading God knows how many Texas innocents into the death chamber; yes, he strove manfully to help maximize the number of shattered souls driven to madness in Cheney’s secret oubliettes around the world; and yes, he has dedicated himself more single-mindedly than any AG in history to replacing the rule of law throughout the precincts of Justice with the rule of lackies. But, hey. Not for nothing has he been the runner-up for three years straight in the national Pillsbury Doughboy Lookalike Contest.

But his doom has been prefigured in holy writ. There, in I Samuel 15, we learn of another government official (a king of the Amalekites, in this instance) whose merciless and lawless ways deeply offended God. And his name was AGAG. The chief executive of the country (King Saul) wanted to shield this AGAG because of his royal blood - basically on grounds of executive privilege. Saul’s instinct cut no ice with God, who directed His prophet to deal with the matter:

I Samuel 15:32 Then said Samuel, bring ye hither to me Agag the king of the Amalekites. And Agag came unto him delicately. And Agag said, Surely the bitterness of death is past.
15:33 And Samuel said, As thy sword hath made women childless, so shall thy mother be childless among women. And Samuel hewed Agag in pieces before the Lord.

[HappyWeasel]

1. So sayeth the Lord!

[quiet.american]

2. Quite interesting. n/t

[Myrina]

3. ... I don't want to give the other side ANY Biblical legitimization

... End of Times, 9/11 predicted in the Bible, Blivet being "The Chosen One" etc etc ...

:puke:

[Turbineguy]

4. Gonzo

is hewn.

[karlrschneider]

5. Being an Amalakite back in the day was pretty risky business

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/1sam/15.html

[SpiralHawk]

6. "Don't trust the BushCo NeoCon cabal." - Ronald Reagan's Dead Astrologer

That's right, Ye Olde Spirale Hawke has been channeling republicon hero and notable chickenhawk Ronald Reagan's occult consultant, a dead astrologer who warns all to beware the BushCo Skull & Boner EvilDoer Cabal.

Don't say you weren't warned by a 'relaiable' republicon occultist...

[enid602]

7. MABUS

And don't forget that MABUS is really MA BUSH.