Gonzales' secret

[Botany]

Ever wonder how Gonzales is able to look so good in front of Pat
Leahy's committee?





Alberto is 52 and he still has the mane of a black lab puppy ..... :rofl:

[spanone]

1. gonzo doesn't know shit from shinola.

[DemoTex]

5. Gonzo, look here ..

Shit


Shinola

[MrMickeysMom]

2. When blood flow doesn't make its way to fire up those little neurons under your cap,

... you have more for the little hairs. Probably has lots "down there", too.

Disclaimer: I don't mean to offend those at DU with no grey hair ... I"m sure they have plenty goin on for neuro-pathways AND great hair! :7

[opihimoimoi]

3. Shiny on the outside but dull as hell on the inside....a TWIT if I may

[livvy]

4. Too bad he doesn't have the brains of one...

On second thought, maybe he does have part of a puppy brain. Puppies are very destructive, and forgetful about their misdeeds.



Maybe this is the answer to his black coat of hair.


# Long Lasting - Up to 6 weeks
# Natural, healthy looking gray coverage
# With a complex of Vitamin E, Proteins, & Aloe
# Fast & easy
# Finally, great looking color results guaranteed
# Natural Instincts for Men

[LiberalEsto]

8. puppies

also poop all over the darn place.

Another thing they have in common.

[livvy]

9. And they're trained to poop on......paper. Guess Gonzo got that part! n/t

[peacetalksforall]

6. He's a politico first, a lot of things in between husband etc, second, and he

is a lawyer last.

There should be an image of him somewhere standing on the highest point on the Potamac and tossing the Constitution, Bill of Rights, Justice Dept guide book, court tulings, statutes, codes of ethics, and everything related to the BALANCE OF POWER.

Dick - worst President and pretend VP in our history.
George - worst marionette-pretend President in our history. (Maybe the first pretend President in our history outside Hollywood)
Alberto - worst Attorney General in our history.

[Jane Austin]

7. FWIW, my mother's hair was that dark when she died at 89,

and I'm older than Abu, and mine is that dark, too.

[Bonobo]

10. In a Politically Correct and Sex Blind DU, this post would be disallowed.

I mean, you criticized Gonzales for his appearance. This is not acceptable for Ann Coulter, Hillary Clinton, Condoleeza, or Edwards' wife. Why is it acceptable for Gonzo? Because he has a penis? Oh, that's right. You can still say that "he has too much testosterone" or "is a short little runt" or "Has a small penis syndrome" or something like that because we are a male-dominated society and so it is only fair to get back at them a little.

[thereismore]

11. Well I guess we are not PC nor sex blind! nt

[librechik]

12. dang I was sure it was Depends.