I'm Not Dead! ---pix--->>>

[Stephanie]

http: //news.yahoo.com/photo/070728/ids_photos_ts/r2324613402.jpg

The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071853/quotes

[Nostradammit]

1. Dick, the Bon Vivant!

He just exudes his black energy everywhere he goes.

Those other people all act like he's radioactive or something.

[Canuckistanian]

2. Freshly charged up and ready for more mayhem

For his next set of batteries, I don't think he'll get the same reception at the prison hospital where he's going.

[hang a left]

3. He looks like he had a stroke.

Check out his mouth.

[Stephanie]

4. you're right!

could he have had a stroke right there on the table?

[Ghost in the Machine]

6. Naw, his muscles around his mouth were just spazzed cuz he hadn't snarled

in a few hours while he was under the knife and on a respirator. He'll be back to his usual snarlin' self by morning.

[grasswire]

5. he looks awful

Like maybe he has congestive heart failure.

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

7. he should try solar batteries

he looks a bit peeked.

[mcctatas]

8. his wife looks just like him...

only shorter and with more hair!

[SoCalDem]

9. Somebody!! Buy that man a microwave.. a BIG one ! n/t

[Beelzebud]

10. Robo-Cheney received a new firmware upgrade!!!

[Bluestar]

11. I'm not dead, I just look like it! n/t

[RevolutionStartsNow]

12. Ah, makes me want to post this again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W01mMDwqT8

Dick Cheney: Just a Big Bowl of Bad!

[sam sarrha]

13. looks like he got a lobotomy just like Reagan before the Congressional hearings

[LittleClarkie]

14. Reminds me of Weekend at Bernie's

He has the dumb smirk and awkward hand wave down pretty good.

[Philosoraptor]

15. One thing you can't hide, is when you're dead inside.