TV just confirmed dick is a droid. He's put together with nuts and bolts

[lonestarnot]

and includes a fucking generator.

[Swamp Rat]

1. LOL!

[roody]

5. Pretty funny. The current San Francisco Mime Troupe

show, "Making a Killing," has Condi with a little taser with which she turns Cheney off and on. Cheney's assistant has one too. It's a hilarious show.

[mmonk]

6. Great graphic.

[mmonk]

2. A Dick droid.

Or is that a droid Dick?

[PDJane]

4. There's a few really bad jokes in there,

but I'm going to quietly back out of this thread and go get a cup of tea.

[judaspriestess]

3. I always thought he was a C.H.U.D.

Cannibalistic
Humanoid
Underground
Dweller

[Bitwit1234]

7. I was, really wondering, if he was related to Herman Munster.

But then Herman, acted, like a human being. cheney doesn't.

[icymist]

8. Commercial: "We left Dick Cheney on all night to see if he'll be running in the morn'.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Better get an Energizer!

[Babsbrain]

9. Would everyone in Washington DC

Please turn on your microwave ovens all at the same time? Thank you.

[lonestarnot]

10. OMG now there's an idea!

:toast:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

11. He doesn't have any nuts.

Why do you think he's always hiding?