Who would their frontrunner be if the repubs had to pick one TODAY?

[Philosoraptor]

Righteous romney? Boring fred thompson? Crazier than a shit house rat mc cain?

Mayor nine eleveniani? They all look pretty pathetic to me, but then, they picked w TWICE.

[shadowknows69]

1. Ronald Reagan

But he says he has no plans to run.

[Philosoraptor]

2. I think a dead ronnie could do a better job than a living dubya.

[radfringe]

3. at the moment - they are picking their noses

[Philosoraptor]

4. No easy feat for elephants.

[BrotherBuzz]

5. Hoot!

:rofl:

[poverlay]

6. It's like trying to find the most appealling chunker in a pool of vomit. Gross. Nasty

Ashes in my mouth with just a hint of motor oil kind of gross. Thanks for that filthy mental romp through the garden of traitors, fanatics, and brain-damaged Philosoraptor. No, really , thanks...:sarcasm: ;)

[monmouth]

7. Duncan Hunter seems to please them from what I can read...

[Philosoraptor]

10. Yes, he's quite a charming swine, that's who they REALLY want.

A total maniac like cheney.

[murielm99]

8. Are those bars behind them?

Shouldn't several of them be behind those bars?

Go get * and cheney too.

[Norrin Radd]

9. Some old white bastard. n/t

[shaniqua6392]

11. In a recent poll of Republicans on their candidates....

"None of the above" was their candidate of choice. Too funny.

[Arkham House]

12. Perhaps General Pinochet is available...

...though they might prefer General Franco, even though he's still been dead longer than Pinochet...

[saltpoint]

13. Romney leads in Iowa and New Hampshire and is flush with dough.

Kind of by default, I guess it's Romney.

The GOP is in miserable condition politically. They should turn to someone like John Danforth for their nominee, but the fact that Danforth would lose a GOP primary owing to the nutbag, far-right, fundie base is indicative of why the GOP is in miserable condition.

Danforth is essentialy a conservative guy. He's a minister. But he's a sentient being. His placement on the ideological scale would ensure that the fundie base would seek to destroy any chance he had at a primary win.

When the extreme and unchallenged are running the base of your party, you're party's going down.

[saltpoint]

14. Romney wins the GOP Iowa caucus, but Brownback steals some of the

zing with an impressive second-place finish.

I'm thinking Huckabee is out before mid-September, if he lasts that long.