Jesus Either Does, or doesn't, Like Black People

[MoseyWalker]

Jesus gave the "big" game to a holier than life coach, but took the game away from another one who was almost identical. African American, a good guy, and loves the lord in a xtian way to boot.

Jesus let a white guy win the MVP award, even though there were others more deserving.

Does Jesus have a problem with black people?

Jesus' father did apparently say something about giving and taketh-ing away.

So. We have an "articulate" black coach accepting the Lombardi Trophy. We have another "articulate" coach having to put up with defeat.

Why does Jesus love Indianapolis, I guess, should be the real question.

Why does Jesus love the black people in Indianapolis?

(Is anyone getting that this is typical of the news stories, not just about sports, but about everything?)

[TwilightZone]

1. Jesus had nothing to do with the game or the outcome

Mother Nature, on the other hand....

:)

[JVS]

3. Mother Nature hates Chicago.

But did we really need a football game to figure that one out?

[The Straight Story]

13. But he did! See this thread ....:)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x126376

[JVS]

2. Where do you get the idea that Jesus is controlling/cares about every small detail?

The whole point of the guy's existence was to be killed for the sins of the world, not to control sporting events, stave off the death of children with Cancer for several decades, prevent the Beach Boys from being played on the radio on my way to work or any number of things people would like him to do.

[butterfly77]

4. There is no mother nature...

[SayWhatYo]

5. I'm lost...

Then again, I'm of distracted by the fact that I'm awaiting an answer from for Jesus to articulate why the hell he hates me so much.

[KamaAina]

6. Why does Jesus love Indy? No idea. Maybe He just had a brain fart?

Then again, what's not to love? Dwayne Schneider, and... um... er... ah... help me out here, guys?

:sarcasm:

[MoseyWalker]

7. Perhaps Jesus just likes having brain farts, and no explanation needed? nt

[Gidney N Cloyd]

8. But Jesus loves him some Devin Hester!

[TwilightZone]

11. Or perhaps Jesus just likes giving Bears fans false hope!

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[EST]

9. Sometimes the theater of the absurd can be instructive,

I suppose.

[Yavin4]

10. I Saw Jesus in Vegas Over The Weekend

He had the Colts laying the points. Needless to say, he made a fortune, but then he lost it all playing Blackjack. That's right. Jesus has a gambling problem which is why all the fundie preachers need to raise money constantly.

[murray hill farm]

12. I thought Jesus was a black person?

Did I have that wrong?

[MoseyWalker]

14. everyone who is not a member of a minority should know this

Jesus may have had a deep tan, but was not, most definitely not, black.

Geez..........