Haggard says he's cured from homosexuality.

[cool user name]

Went to a rehab in Arizona. What did they give him? Some antibiotics?

:rofl:

[etherealtruth]

1. Haggard is a jack-ass

[Deja Q]

6. I wonder if his fling would say the same thing...

or if he wasn't hung like a donkey, maybe he was hung like a microbe? :shrug:

[devilgrrl]

2. Cool, I hope Morrisey goes to the same doctor.

:sarcasm: :eyes: :sarcasm:

[MUAD_DIB]

3. He is the Jimmy Swaggert of the new millenium.

[Deja Q]

4. Who needs FOX television sitcoms? Haggard's lot is far more fun to watch!

:rofl:

Who cares if he's straight, gay, bi, or has naughty activities with a meat grinder? The fact is, he was high and haughty about morality and here he is cheatin' on his family. He's a pig and I don't give a rat's if he prefers indoor or outdoor plumbing. He still ended up flushing himself.

[Why Syzygy]

5. Isn't this the first time

he actually admitted homosexuality? Wasn't it something about *evil forces*???

[SayWhatYo]

7. lol... Seriosuly, wtf?

[malaise]

8. Wait until the other

male prostitutes go public. Ted is right to get out of Dodge!!:rofl: :rofl:

[WI_DEM]

9. but he's obviously not "cured" of deception and bigotry

[Catherine Vincent]

10. He was "Scared Straight"

:)

[JuniperLea]

11. Doh!

Good one!

:)

[JuniperLea]

12. I'm thinking the gay rights groups should be all over his ass

and not in a good way...

This stinks on so many levels, I don't know where to begin.

[donheld]

13. They take us all for fools

His wife is the biggest fool of all. He'll be cheating on her with in days, with another man.

[HuffleClaw]

14. don't you mean anti-BI-otics?

[Hosnon]

19. But wouldn't those cure bisexuality? Maybe they made him super-gay? nt.

[Dukkha]

15. I'm going to have to ask you to freeze and prepare for Re-Neducation

[youngdem]

16. Poster Child for the Right

The Right is 100% liars and hypocrites.

Everyone does something. The more you deny and the harder you plead that you are 'righteous' the more I become certain you are guiltier than I of 'sin'.

Every single wingnut I have ever known (and I know a LOT of wingnuts being from South Louisiana) was a lying, two-timing hypocrite of some persuasion.

Wife beating, cheating, drug using, abusive, depraved, sexually deviant, you name it.

It is obvious to anyone that someone seeking the Far Right's way of life has a guilty conscience and is seeking to atone for something in themselves they percieve to be corrupted.

Religion is such a fucking dysfunction. It makes you lie to yourself in order to 'attain' an impossible (and frankly undesirable) ideal.

Haggard is the penultimate. A closeted homosexual, cheater, drug user, liar, and false witness for his flock.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

17. That's why I can't handle fundies that gleefully tell me I'm going to hell.

They hate it when you throw their own Bible back at them and say:

"Judge not lest ye be judged" and "As you did it unto the least of them, so also you did it unto me."

They get their rocks off on judging other people and feeling superior to them. And they are bullies.

[Parche]

18. HAGGARD

And I have a 20 inch male unit................folded..


Haggard is such a nifnod

[liberalEd]

20. Fabulous!

They had a lot of fun with this story on the Stephanie Miller Show today.