Haggard Now "Completely Heterosexual"

[Sequoia]

"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."

(Ha, ha, ha.....HA, HA, HA....sure, sure he is.)

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2852851

[Dr.Phool]

1. When he was midway through his treatments,

Was he bi-sexual?

I'll vote try-sexual. He'd try anything!

:crazy: :rofl: :crazy:

[MADem]

14. Ok, you made me ROAR!!! Well done!!! NT

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. What a relief. All fixed. How much was parts and labor?

Bwahahahahahahaha.

[jean]

3. FABulous!

[mitchtv]

4. Oh he'll get better "dates"

masquerading as strate. His poor wife and kids, when he gets caught in a rest stop

[Mojambo]

5. I suspect this is how it'll work for Mr Haggard.

Courtesy of Mr Show...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2VW1E3pRI8

[CJCRANE]

6. I'm completely incredulous n/t

[Catherine Vincent]

7. Okay then.

I guess he was "Counseled Straight". :)

[bpeale]

8. IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!

HE'S COMPLETELY CURED. MY GAWD, WHO WAS IT WHO CURED HIM??? HE MUST BE A GOD!! :sarcasm:

[central scrutinizer]

9. another link

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/us/AP-Haggard-Sex-Allegations.html?_r=2&oref=slogin

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. hes is about as heterosexual as i am.

[LSparkle]

The FABulous Ted Haggard, Crystal Methodist and ... Strate Man!

With a tip oif the hat to Momma ...

[thereismore]

13. Crystal Methodist !

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SoCalDem]

11. Praise Jesus! Now he's just a meth addicted, adulterer. n/t

[marmar]

12. What a pathetic bastard.....

Must be those new Heteronol caplets.....

It's pretty sad that someone so hates who he really is.

[jmowreader]

15. I'd prefer he be "completely off Meth"

Let me see...gay man who doesn't use Meth, or straight man who cooks out in his garage...which one does Jesus hate worse?

I know which one the fire department hates worse.

[mtnester]

16. Wait a second, I have a word for this..it is on the tip of my tongue...wait, I almost have it

oh yes here it is....


bull.......................shit

[racaulk]

17. Oh yeah, I'm "completely heterosexual" too!

Just say something's not so, and it isn't. Who knew it could be that easy?

:eyes:

[Tanuki]

18. Now he's planning to get a Master's degree in Psychology!

That's all a vulnerable would-be psychology patient would need---falling into the hands of a repressed, self-loathing, totally-in-denial, judgmental con artist. Heaven help us.

"Haggard said in an e-mail Sunday, his first communication in three months to church members, that he and his wife, Gayle, plan to pursue master's degrees in psychology. .....
....It was also the oversight board that strongly urged Haggard to go into secular work."

Maybe they should have specified some sort of secular work in which the potential damage to other people would be minimized.

[xchrom]

19. me tooooo -- imagine that?

[zanne]

20. Where is this magical place?

Did he have to walk through a field of poppies to get to it? Was there a yellow brick road involved?

[MoseyWalker]

21. Of course he is, he's now scared poopless of penises

or is it penisi?

Actually, he is afraid of poverty.

dumb ass needs to live an honest life, but of course, that will never happen.

[TerdlowSmedley]

22. Now, did the Lord Jesus cast out his demons or did he try the new

miracle drug, 'Mo-No-Mo'?

[matt819]

23. Acting Out?

How about Coming OUt?

Completely heterosexual? Are we going to hear about people who are only partly heterosexual now? Or only homosexual on weekends? Or maybe it's seasonal, or lunar.

This guy's middle aged. Acting out is something your 7-year-old does. Is this pathetic, or what?