After putting all the data through - I have redesigned the snickers commercial for DU'ers

[The Straight Story]

(cue the theme song from 2001 a space odyssey)

A giant snickers bar is in the ground, surrounded by cavemen (or cave women if you like). Several grunt and approach it carefully. They touch it, then take a small bite.

Two of them smile, look at each other, then kiss wildly. Seconds later they are telling the other cave folks they dress like shit and looks like they bought their furniture at a wal-mart fire sale.

Obama steps onto the screen and does his impression of the monday night football theme in a very articulate way and we see John Edwards off to the right changing the bulbs on a lite bright he got in Boston. A fat lady runs by chasing Norbit (and she is eating 3 snickers bars).

As the two cavemen walk away holding hands into the sunset we see their names on their nice new undies - Adam and Steve, as two fundie cavemen sit off in the distance slapping their heads with a bible and crying.

(This message was approved by 2 gay guys I know and carries the rainbow seal of approval, your reactions to this add may vary and can include nausea, headache, laughing, desire to pour gasoline on OP followed by a flame thrower to light it, being offended, anger, or uncontrollable rolling of the eyes)

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[Occulus]

1. .

:rofl:

[GoneOffShore]

2. INBTL

:rofl:

[Bark Bark Bark]

3. I AM OFF FENDED!!!1

AND AM CALINNG FOR A PERSONCOTT OF STRAIGHT STORY!!1 WHY IS HE OR SHE CALLING HESELF OR SHESELF "STRAIGHT" STORY ANYWAY? IS SHE OR HE AFRAID OF TEH GAY? NOW I AM REALLY FENDED OFF!!!!! WRYYYYYYYYYYYY

j/k

(Edit: Sorry...I'm really tweaking from those eight King-Size Snickers I had for breakfast. WHAT? JOHN EDWARDS FARTED!? LET'S STAGE A NATIONWIDE PROTEST!)

[The Straight Story]

6. I call myself 'straight story' cause my snickers ain't crooked :) (nt)

[LostinVA]

9. Yeah, it's really funny -- whatever

[Bluebear]

10. Ha ha ha ha.

:eyes:

[The Straight Story]

11. Um, that was a bill clinton reference :) (nt)

[Glorfindel]

4. Well done! 2 thumbs up...

I'll have to google "Norbit," but the image of the fat lady running while eating 3 Snickers bars is priceless.

[Beelzebud]

5. ROFLMAO

[Richard Steele]

7. I'd almost be willing to sit through the SuperBowl to see that one. nm

[Mojambo]

8. Nailed it. BIG time.

Nice job.

[verse18]

12. Those GEICO cavemen would not appreciate your new commercial. n/t

[wakemeupwhenitsover]

13. I'm going to lock this.

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