People who still support bush are like:

[Botany]

Somebody who watches re-runs of "Walker Texas Ranger," all the time and
are still surprised when Chuck Norris does a "roundhouse kick" to the bad guy's
head.






I don't know why I just thought of Chuck Norris but sometimes my dendrites
tend to fire in strange ways. :rofl:

[ck4829]

1. "Chuck just did a roundhouse! I totally did not see that coming!"

Yeah, I can imagine the last of the Bushbots saying that.

[Sal Minella]

5. No one could have foreseen that Chuck would perform a roundhouse kick at that time.....

[Patsy Stone]

2. The same ones

who think that this time, the castaways will finally make it off the island.

[Botany]

3. Mary Ann

I would have been her little buddy ...

[ixion]

6. yep, she's something else

:woohoo:

[NanceGreggs]

4. ... people who are AMAZED that ...

... regardless of the life-threatening perils he faces week after week, the star of the show NEVER gets killed.

[EFerrari]

7. Lemmings to the sea.

No offense to lemmings.

[Sarah Ibarruri]

8. By the way, Chuck Norris is a Repuke.

So are Sylvester Stallone and Robert Duvall. So next time you're going to spend your $ on a movie theater or a DVD, skip those 3 @$$holes.

[Botany]

9. Not Bob DuVall

He is a great actor ... I could care less about his politics.

Besides I love the way the man can say "No Sir ... No Sir I don't cotton to
such talk."

[Sarah Ibarruri]

10. Yep. And yes, he's a decent actor, but he's a scumbucket as you now know. nt

[Botany]

11. Some of the best acting I have ever seen in the Apostle

way beyond decent. And if he wants to support repugs ... it is a free country.

[Sarah Ibarruri]

12. Couldn't agree more! (But he's still a scumbucket). nt

[alfredo]

13. Somebody that continually falls for the trick where you point

to a place on their chest. When they look down you drag your wet finger across their face.

[Jed Dilligan]

14. For some reason, the fact that the "Action Jeans"

sport a "unique hidden gusset" tickles me.

[Botany]

17. google "hidden gusset" and hit images and look who is at the top

:rofl:

I wish I could have a hidden gusset.

[KansDem]

15. "People who still support bush are like:"

That bag of used kitty litter that breaks open as you're carrying it to the trash can.

You knew of the danger all along, but when it happens you say, "Shit!" and clean it up...

[tjwash]

16. Oh shit...the Chuck Norris earwig has me.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Botany]

18. Chuck Norris = The finest living actor in the world

And just like Chuck's big ol' belt buckle makes him tough guy
so does W's "Queen of the Rodeo" outfit make him a rootin' tootin' cowboy.

[tjwash]

19. I haven't seen the "pimpdaddy bush" picture in a while.

I always love the way his mommy made him bundle up his scarf all nice and warm, before she sent him outside to play so he won't get the sniffles.

And thanks for NOT posting the "I'm not really a pilot, I just wear a codpiece and play one for Karl Rove" pic instead.

I know Chuck is a big time buddy of the Bush crime family. He gushes about them constantly on his web page.

[Botany]

23. Why on earth would anybody go to Chuck Norris' web page?

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=&imgrefurl=http://www.davidstuff.com/usa/lincoln/usslincoln.htm&h=450&w=301&sz=68&hl=en&start=41&um=1&tbnid=hn5GM6SB3k25gM:&tbnh=127&tbnw=85&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgeorge%2Bw%2Bbush%2Bfighter%2Bpilot%26start%3D40%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den-us%26sa%3DN

A whole page of bush playing pretend.

"Once he got into the brief he just started remembering. It was a bonding of aviators. When we got into the plane,
I gave him the stick and it was like he hadn't left the cockpit.'' Pilot John "Skip" Lussier

[LanternWaste]

20. Bush supporters are like...

Bush supporters are like:

People who deny evolution... and would go to the edges of the earth to prove it.

[tjwash]

21. They are like people who would eat tuna fish flavored tic tacs and like them...

...because the nice man on the TV told that they were delicious.

[Ghost in the Machine]

22. People who still support Bush are just like a slinky -

They serve no useful purpose, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down a flight of stairs...