Cheney will be President tomorrow (really!).

[garybeck]

Cheney to be in charge during Bush colonoscopy

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Vice President Dick Cheney will serve as acting president briefly Saturday while President Bush is anesthetized for a routine colonoscopy, White House spokesman Tony Snow said Friday.


President Bush will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney for a few hours Saturday, a spokesman says.

Bush is scheduled to have the medical procedure, expected to take about 2 1/2 hours, at the presidential retreat at Camp David, Maryland, Snow said.

Bush's last colonoscopy was in June 2002, and no abnormalities were found, Snow said.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/07/20/bush.colonoscopy/index.html

[Generator]

1. 2.5 hours-surely enough time to start a war say with

IRAN, say. But NO! They can't do that, can they?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. Will he not be in the Executive Branch

whilst President?

[wundermaus]

3. At Last the Prophecy is Fulfilled: Dick is pResident

[yorkiemommie1]

4. * will still be

full of ******** no matter how much phospho soda he drinks!