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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 12:38 PM
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"Bush going in for a colonoscopy...Doctors hope to locate his head. Ba dum bum."
Edited on Fri Jul-20-07 12:45 PM by originalpckelly
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Damn, they're fucking funny!
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 12:40 PM
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1. Cheney will need a new "undisclosed location" for the duration
For fear of being removed during the procedure.
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 12:40 PM
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2. AHAHAHA!
:rofl:
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pepperbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 12:41 PM
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3. DUZY that thang! LOL! n/t
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 12:46 PM
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5. DUUZY!
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SoonerPride Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 12:41 PM
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4. I hope the doctor is not gentle
You might feel a lot of discomfort.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 12:48 PM
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6. Bet they find Hannity and Limbaugh's lip prints up there, too.
Edited on Fri Jul-20-07 12:49 PM by Lastlaughin08
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pepperbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 12:48 PM
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7. they will find bits of the Constiution that Bush used to wipe himself with. n/t
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liberalmuse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 12:49 PM
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8. Cheney wouldn't have to take over if...
Bush were going in for brain surgery. It takes shoving a tube up his ass to shut the man down, since therein lies his essence.
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yy4me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 01:13 PM
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9. Save some money, call Roto Rooter
All the doctors are needed elsewhere, say.....Walter Reed Hospital
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