Bush transferring power to Cheney during colonoscopy! Breaking News

[Minimus]

[PA Democrat]

1. That's a farce. Cheney has always been in control.

I guess he'll be relieved of having to pull the puppet strings.

[havocmom]

9. Yeah, but now he can sign things

:scared:

[Mz Pip]

2. The search

for WMD continues.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[helderheid]

3. THERE THEY ARE!

[Kurovski]

13. Jeff Gannon has the "Bunker Buster."

[havocmom]

10. bush*s brain

:rofl:

[aquart]

4. Has Cheney said if he'll give it back?

[C_U_L8R]

5. Sounds like a perfect place for these two to transfer power

[no_hypocrisy]

6. Why bother?

[Kurovski]

7. Really.

The fact that George always has something up his ass might explain why Cheney's been in control since day one. They're just making it official for this very special trip on the well-traveled browneye express.

I hope Cheney doesn't get any ideas about Iran while they're poking around in Potus Mc Prick's pooper.

[Vinnie From Indy]

8. You mean "Brain Surgery" don't you?

[Kurovski]

12. Merely exploratory at this point.

They've yet to locate George's elusive pan of burnt meat loaf that's rumored to be his brain.

[krispos42]

11. Yeah, like terrorists have had a plan on a hair trigger..

waiting for the exact moment twenty feet of camera probe is shoved up the C-in-C's colon before they cut loose.

:sarcasm:

Besides, since when does Bush need to respond immediately, anyway? He was reading a kid's book during the 9/11 attacks and blowing out candles on a birthday cake when Katrina hit.

Although...

Scene: a doctor's office. Pres. Bush is face down on a table with his ass high in the air. Behind him, a pair of doctors patiently feed what resembles a stainless-steel roto-rooter into his ass whiile staring at a monitor screen. Josh Bolten is behind the doctors with a cattle prod.

Doctor #1: Okay, Mr. President, passing the fifteen-foot mark. Looks good so far.

Bolten silently threatens the Doctor with the cattle prod

Doctor #1: Ah! Um, yes, I looked up thousands of colons in my career, and I think this one is the cleanest, healthiest I've ever seen.

Bush: Why, thank you. I take the trouble to do my anal exercises every day. Heh!

Doctor #2: Anal exercises? You mean, to strenghen your glutimus maximus muscles?

Bush: No, not the asscheeks, the ass itself! Karl showed them to me. You should see his ass! Like iron!

Doctor #1: I'm not sure what you're referring to, Mr. President.

Bolten makes a slashing motion across his throat at the doctors.

Bush: Well, every day Karl takes this rubber tube and sticks it up my hidey-hole back there and makes me flex my muscles around it. Great exercise for both of us, and I'm so strong back there now I can chop a log into firewood, if you know what I mean! Heh heh!

Doctor #2: So then you are Mr. Rove are having anal-

Electricity cracks, and Doctor #2 collapses in a heap on the floor. A scent of ozone fills the room.

Bush: What was that?

Secret Service agents discretely drag the unconsious Doctor #2 out of the room by his ankles. Doctor #1 stares at the receeding body in horror. Bolten waves the cattle prod at Doctor #1 and mouths silently "Watch it".

Doctor #1: Um, just looking around in here. Passing eighteen feet. Have you been eating a lot of corn recently?

An aide bursts into the room

Aide: Mr. President! Terrorists just blew up a ship full of liquified natural gas underneath the Verrazano Narrows Bridge during rush hour! Thousands are believed dead!

Bush: Chavez strikes again! Doctor, get this thing out of my ass! Fast!

Doctor #1 hits a bright red button on the roto-rooter, and the drum immediately spins so rapidly it blurs. Bush's face suddenly contorts as he shows his "O" face. Three seconds later, the camera flies out and whips up againt the drum, and the machine bucks to a sudden stop.

Bush: Thanks, Doc! It's off to the War Room! And somebody get me some fresh undies, for some reason I just made love-honey in my shorts! Heh! Heh! Heh!

Bush, Bolten, and the Secret Service agents run from the room. Doctor #1 looks at the nurse.

Doctor #1: That's it, I'm moving to pediatrics.

Nurse: Fuck yeah, and I'm coming with you.

End of scene

[Kurovski]

15. "Have you been eating a lot of corn recently?"

:rofl:

I know I shouldn't laugh at such things, but I just don't give a fuck anymore. :rofl:

Well done.

[npincus]

14. from one asshole to another