Terrorist Ringleader, Master Shake, on Liberalism, the Media, and Dental Hygiene

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"Master Shake", leader of the terrorist organization known as the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, has made this announcement from his lair believed to be somewhere in the Suburban Jungle referred to by locals as New Jersey.

"Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes."

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1316/is_6_36/ai_n6137427

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1. The Mooninites are the true threat!

Ignignot: Hello, Carl, I am Ignignot, and this is Ur.
Ur: I am Ur!
Ignignot: We are Mooninites from the inner core of the Moon.
Ur: You said it right!
Ignignot: Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours.
Ur: Man, you hear what he's sayin'?
Ignignot: Some would say that the Earth is *our* moon.
Ur: *We're* the Moon!
Ignignot: But that would belittle the name of our Moon, which is the Moon.
Ur: Point is, we're at the center, not you!
Carl: No, the real point is I don't give a damn. (slams door)
Ignignot: Is your ego satisfied?
Ur: Damn no!

[Leopolds Ghost]

2. Off with his lid! We'll see how he likes having to wear a cupholder in Starbuckistan

Since he loves the enemy so much.

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3. Self-Kick for the evening crowd