I am not making this up: Clinton is the cause of the Republican sex scandals!

[Atman]

A story in the Christian Science Monitor was just reported on MSNBC. The author, Christopher Wood, attempts to make the case -- with a straight face, even -- that the reason so many Republicans are getting caught buggering little boys and prostitutes and what not is becaue Clinton made it acceptable. He said it kind of started with Gary Hart (Dem, of course) but that Clinton codified it.

Now, if I'm not mistaken, Bill and Monica were both adults have consensual sex. There were no laws broken, no minors or hookers or diapers or office harrassment, just good old fashioned nookie between grown-ups who were attracted to each other. Apparently the Republicans had held off preforming any of their illegal sex acts until Bill got his knob waxed.

Really. I am not making this up. The Republican sex scandals are Clinton's fault.

These people are just fucking mad. As in nuts. Crazy. Out of their illegally-fucking minds.

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[bryant69]

1. That's pretty predictable - and it's not even the worst example of this kind of argument

The worst kind is the idea that Enron and other corporate scandals are Clintons fault because somehow executives believed that if Clinton could get away with a consensual affair, they could get away with stealing millions.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[global1]

7. Clinton Changed American More Than 9/11........nt

[Ganja Ninja]

2. The awesome power of the Clenis is like the force in Star Wars.

If only it could be harnessed for good.

[Atman]

"Move along...this isn't the penis you're looking for."

Washington has become Mos Isely.

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[unpossibles]

20. the Clenis made me forget to change the cat box this morning

and sometimes makes me late for things.

[spanone]

3. Fucking idiots.

[xchrom]

5. exactly right -- FUCKING idiots.

[Atman]

10. Idiots fucking idiots.

Just breeds more idiots.

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[peekaloo]

4. Hail Clenis! The mellifluous tones of your skin flute can still be heard throughout

the land! Mesmerizing all who are just and prudent reducing them to lowly piccolo players!

[yardwork]

26. The all-powerful magical penis strikes again!

[Sapere aude]

6. Yeah, but it is entertaining to watch and listen to the idiots.

The right is getting in so many cluster fucks lately that I'm getting a kick just out of reading about them and listening to their excuses.

[originalpckelly]

8. Didn't Newt Gingrich have his trist during Bill Clinton's impeachment?

And what about Bob Livingston?

[Ganja Ninja]

16. But they talked it over with God so there's no need to bring these

scandals up ever again. God is cool with it so get over it!

[NewJeffCT]

22. Henry Hyde's infidelity came out during that time, too

But, since it took place before the Clinton-Lewinsky thing, Hyde was able to claim it was a youthful indiscretion.

[liberal N proud]

I suppose bu$h being a miserable failure in life is Clintons fault too?

[NewJeffCT]

23. Obviously, and 9/11 is all Clinton's fault

so was Pearl Harbor, the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand, the Civil War, the Charge of the Light Brigade, the torching of the White House during the War of 1812, the fall of Constantinople in 1453, the Black Plague killing millions in Europe, the Dark Ages and the Fall of the Roman Empire.

[AlCzervik]

9. "Party of personal responsibility" My ass!.

[Atman]

11. More like the "Party of ass."

:hi:

.

[AlCzervik]

14. damn you!

:rofl:

[Iris]

12. So, not a single politician or lawmaker ever had sex outside of marriage before Hart?

WTF?

[yardwork]

13. I'm disappointed in the Christian Science Monitor.

They ought to be ashamed of themselves for running such a stupid column. They used to be better than this.

[madrchsod]

15. gary hart and bill clinton

had sex with adult women...so their actions made republicans rape little boys and girls plus go to prostitutes....wow

[Canuckistanian]

17. So, Bill Clinton is their role model?

Who knew? :shrug:

[Atman]

18. Seems that way, huh?

They just wanted to emulate him. Trouble is, all the ADULT WOMEN were too bright to fuck a republican (at least, not without substantial remuneration).

.

[bdamomma]

19. this is getting very old, are we dealing with children?

[DemGa]

21. I can't say I'm surprised at all

Repugs consistently use the more primitive defense mechanisms of projection, reaction formation, etc. They're typically extremely left-brained, with very little insight.

[Cheap_Trick]

24. these fucknuts

are so far gone, they just need to be taken out behind the chemical shed.....

[onenote]

25. That's almost too stupid for words

Congressional sex scandals have a history that goes back well before Clinton. Remember Paula Parkinson anyone? How about Bob Bauman. Henry Hyde was philadering when Clinton was still in college.

http://writ.news.findlaw.com/dean/congsexscandals.html

[Catherine Vincent]

27. kick!

[Sparkle]

28. All kneel to the All Powerful Clenis!

[Cameron27]

29. I swear it's like another fetish.

I'm just adding it to the list.