Al Qaeda leader dies twice

[babylonsister]

http://www.examiner.com/a-815250~U_S__eagerness_shows_in_dismantling_al_Qaeda.html

U.S. eager and it shows in Iraq
Jul 6, 2007 7:03 AM (1 day ago)
by Rowan Scarborough, The Examiner


Washington DC (Map, News) - The U.S. command in Baghdad this week ballyhooed the killing of a key al Qaeda leader but later admitted that the military had declared him dead a year ago.

A military spokesman acknowledged the mistake after it was called to his attention by The Examiner. He said public affairs officers will be more careful in announcing significant kills.

The incident shows the eagerness of the command to show progress in dismantling al Qaeda at a time when Democrats and some Republicans are pressing President Bush to withdraw troops from Iraq. Army Gen. David Petraeus, the top U.S. commander, has declared al Qaeda enemy No. 1 in Iraq.

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[Rex]

1. So they want me to believe their first bullshit story with a second one?

Okay...just shovel the shit directly into my mouth, no need for a spoon - thanks.

[babylonsister]

6. Right? Oopsie! What an 'unfortunate' mistake. Gimme a break!

:eyes:

[Rosa Luxemburg]

2. Wile we're on that, where's 'himself' UBL?

Bush has failed to catch him and Congress are not asking either.

[bananarepublican]

27. Rumour has it that he died a few years back.

They probably haven't recovered his body. If they had it would have been used for some pro-Bush propaganda by now.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

29. but he might have also died twice

Bush can't pull the wool over people's eyes for much longer

[3waygeek]

3. Died twice?

That means he must have come back from the dead -- i.e. he's the Second Coming. Don't tell the fundies about this...

[htuttle]

4. Well? That's what happens when you can't keep your stories straight, right?

Sounds like they need to change marketing agencies. Taxpayers are paying to have someone lie to them, and it ought to be convincing for as much as it costs! Sheesh...



:crazy:

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

5. Did he have a case of the Al Zarqawi? You know, declared dead two times or more?

:rofl:

[malaise]

11. Bin Laden too n/t

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

14. lol! How could I forget about a man on a dialysis machine roaming through the

wild terrain of Pakistan for almost six years????

:rofl:

[spanone]

7. Is that all? the way this WH lies, I figured it be a half dozen or more.

petraeus and co. are pimping the shit out of the surge.

[Solly Mack]

8. damn

[malaise]

9. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I pledge not to buy any Bushco bullshit.

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. They have a half-million #2 men anyway.

No big deal.

[InkAddict]

12. You Only Live Twice

or so it seems,
One life for yourself and one for your dreams.
You drift through the years and life seems tame,
Till one dream appears and love is its name.

And love is a stranger who'll beckon you on,
Don't think of the danger or the stranger is gone.

This dream is for you, so pay the price.
Make one dream come true, you only live twice.

[librechik]

13. They're just breaking him in. Zarqawi died about 8 times.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

15. "We killed him before and we can kill 'em again

And again, and again, and again.

[karlrschneider]

16. Kill me once, shame on you...kill me twice, uh

can't get killed again! :silly:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

19. dingdingdingding!! Winnah!

:rofl: :spray: :D

[karlrschneider]

20. (blush)...that is high praise indeed, from you my friend!

:D :-)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

21. Proud to call you my friend, karl

:hug: :D

I just sat and giggled uncontrollably when I read that.

Choice. :)

[NoPasaran]

17. Ya see, these el Kayder guys

they're like cats. They got nine lives. Ya kill 'em, but they're not dead. So ya gotta keep killin' 'em over an' over an' hope that ya kill 'em enough that they're really dead. He he he heh.

[MsKandice01]

24. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The combination of the picture and the Bush impression has me giggling my ass off over here.

[chknltl]

18. Breaking: Iraqi Dictator Saddam Hussein is still dead!

There, that should put the fear of God into those damned terrorists and bring all hostilities to a standstill. :patriot:

[Solon]

22. Don't these idiots know how to kill these terrorists, you cut off the head, stake through heart...

and then burn the remains. That way you are guaranteed, maybe, from never seeing their vampire/zombie asses ever again!

[Solon]

23. Are all of Al Queda's number 2 guys cats or something? n/t

[FourScore]

25. Twice??? If they're talking about the 2nd in command,

he's died a FEW times.

[Horse with no Name]

26. Well, you see, we gotta kill em twice over there

so we don't have to kill em once over here. I decided that myself. We'll just say this surge is keeping us twice as safe by killing em twice.

[mogster]

28. It's the spirit of recycling n/t